Generated: 29 Mar 2010 21:14  Films: 477  New series
Rating Date Channel Film
- Apr 02 12:00am Sky Premiere Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009) (on 6 times)
Sci-fi drama based on the TV show, that follows the key events of the series from the perspective of the robotic Cylons. As they prepare their genocidal attack on their human creators, two Cylons based on the same model are assigned missions that leave them with very different attitudes to their cause. Starring Dean Stockwell, Grace Park, Michael Trucco and Edward James Olmos, who also directed (subtitles)
- Apr 02 6:30pm Sky Premiere +1 Hotel for Dogs (2009) (on 3 times)
An orphaned brother and sister face losing their beloved dog when they go into a foster home that does not allow pets. The kids find the ideal hiding place in an abandoned hotel, and set about transforming it into luxury canine accommodation for not just their beloved pet, but every stray in town. Family comedy, starring Emma Roberts, Jake T Austin, Don Cheadle and Lisa Kudrow (subtitles)
5 Apr 02 8:00pm Sky Premiere Fast & Furious (2009) (on 6 times)
A phone call informing him of a friend's murder brings international fugitive Dominic Toretto back to his home city of Los Angeles in search of revenge. It is not long before his pursuit leads him to cross paths with FBI agent Brian, and despite their hostilities towards one another, the pair work together as part of a smuggling ring to bring down those responsible. Thriller sequel, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster (subtitles)
- Apr 02 10:00pm Sky Premiere The International (2009) (on 6 times)
An Interpol agent and a district attorney discover a major international bank is involved in a vast range of illegal activities, from insider trading to arms deals and bringing down governments. As they battle to expose the truth, they find the corrupt organisation not only has the law on their side, but will kill to keep their secrets safe. Thriller, starring Clive Owen and Naomi Watts (subtitles)
8.7 Mar 29 10:00pm Sky Premiere The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) (on 8 times)
A family relocates to an old Victorian house to be closer to a clinic where their son is receiving treatment for cancer. When the teenager begins to suffer strange visions and nightmares, he learns the property was once inhabited by a demonic messenger, who returns to unleash terror on the new residents. Horror, starring Kyle Gallner, Virginia Madsen, Elias Koteas, Amanda Crew and Martin Donovan
6 Mar 30 12:00am Sky Premiere Punisher: War Zone (2008) (on 6 times)
The ruthless vigilante considers hanging up his guns when he learns a gangster he killed was actually an undercover FBI agent. However, he must return to his war on crime when a mobster who was hideously disfigured at his hands assembles a gang of violent psychopaths to cause mayhem on the streets of New York. Comic-book thriller, starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West (subtitles)
10 Mar 30 7:00pm Sky Premiere +1 Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) (on 3 times)
Heartbroken Nick pines for his conniving ex-girlfriend, unaware her friend Norah holds a torch for him. As the pair embark on a night around New York searching for a secret gig and a drunken friend, they discover a shared love of music and begin to realise the important things in life. Comedy drama, starring Michael Cera, Kat Dennings, Aaron Yoo and Rafi Gavron (subtitles)
5 Mar 30 10:00pm Sky Premiere I Love You, Man (2008) (on 6 times)
As he prepares for his wedding, estate agent Peter realises there is something missing - he has no male friends, and therefore no one to be his best man. His quest for a suitable candidate leads him to laid-back, hard-drinking Sydney and the pair become inseparable buddies - to the horror of Peter's fiancee. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel (subtitles)
- Apr 03 11:10pm Film4 A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008) (on 3 times)
Premiere. Documentary maker Chris Waitt attempts to discover why he is seemingly unable to hold down a lasting relationship, tracking down various ex-girlfriends to gain their insight into where it all went wrong. He also embarks on a voyage of sexual discovery involving viagara overdoses, a dominatrix, acupuncture and a stern telling off from his mother
5.8 Apr 03 11:40pm ITV1 London Accepted (2006) (on 3 times)
Premiere. A high-school dropout denied a place at any of his chosen colleges resolves to set up an educational institution of his own in collaboration with slacker friends. The ingenious misfits go to great lengths to convince their parents of the college's authenticity, despite its unorthodox curriculum. Comedy, starring Justin Long, Jonah Hill and Adam Herschman (subtitles)
5.9 Apr 04 12:15am Channel 4 The Warlords (2008) (on 6 times)
Premiere. As 19th-century China is gripped in the throes of a civil war, General Ma Xinyi persuades two bandits to join him in fighting the rebellion that aspires to overthrow the ruling Qing dynasty. However, as Ma Xinyi's status grows in the light of impressive victories, the bandits begin to question the loyalty of their ally. Historical adventure, starring Jet Li, Andy Lau, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Jinglei Xu
5.7 Apr 04 6:35pm Channel 4 + 1 Eragon (2006) (on 3 times)
Premiere. A young farm boy discovers a dragon's egg, which hatches into the last surviving specimen of its mighty race. His friendship with the winged creature soon comes in handy when he discovers he is destined to overthrow the evil tyrant who has taken control of the kingdom. Fantasy adventure, starring Edward Speleers, Jeremy Irons, Robert Carlyle and John Malkovich, with Rachel Weisz providing the voice of the dragon (subtitles)
5.7 Mar 29 11:20pm Film4 Faintheart (2008) (on 2 times)
Premiere. Family man Richard finds solace from his humdrum life in the world of dramatic battle re-enactments. However, when his hobby sees him spend more time on the battlefield than at home, his wife leaves him for a gym instructor, forcing Richard to reassess his priorities. Romantic comedy, starring Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Jessica Hynes, Bronagh Gallagher, Tim Healy and Paul Nicholls
6.2 Mar 29 11:30pm Channel 4 The Escapist (2008) (on 3 times)
Premiere. A convict serving a life sentence is resigned to never being released, until he learns that a drug overdose has left his estranged daughter seriously ill. Afraid she will die before he can make his peace with her, he decides to tunnel out of prison - but is forced to make some dangerous bargains to carry out his plan. British thriller, starring Brian Cox, Damian Lewis and Joseph Fiennes (subtitles)
- Mar 31 11:20pm Film4 Better Things (2008) (on 3 times)
Premiere. Drama, following the lives of the residents of a small British town, including a recently hospitalised woman trying to connect with her reclusive sister, a couple whose marriage is falling apart and a bereaved man turning to drugs to cope with his loss. Drama, starring Patricia Loveland, Rachel McIntyre and Liam McIlfatrick
5.3 Apr 01 1:00am Sky Crime & Thriller The Hunting Party (2007) (on 2 times)
Three journalists stationed in Bosnia come up with a plan to capture a notorious war criminal. But they find many organisations want the fugitive's whereabouts to remain a secret, and when they are mistaken for a CIA death squad, their quarry comes after them. Fact-based comedy thriller, starring Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Jesse Eisenberg and Diane Kruger (subtitles)
0.7 Apr 01 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle 2000 - Being Emmanuelle (2000) (on 2 times)
Erotic drama, in which the frisky French heroine helps international agent Amanda track down a hunky fugitive who has escaped from prison. Starring Holly Sampson, Shauna O'Brien, DJ West and Brandy Miller
8.5 Apr 01 1:05am Film4 Black and White (1999) (on 3 times)
A husband-and-wife documentary team follow a group of Caucasian high-school teenagers trying to fit in with Harlem's hip-hop crowd and shady gangsta rappers. Intelligent, largely improvised drama exploring racial politics, boasting a cast including Robert Downey Jr, Brooke Shields, Scott Caan, Jared Leto, Stacy Edwards, Claudia Schiffer and Elijah Wood, plus Mike Tyson as himself
7 Apr 01 1:15am Sky Indie The Air I Breathe (2007)
Four people facing crises in their lives, are all linked by their connection to a mysterious mob boss. A doctor strives to save the woman he loves, a businessman bets his life on a fixed horse race, a singer faces the end of her career and a gangster experiences psychic visions. Crime drama, starring Andy Garcia, Kevin Bacon, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Forest Whitaker, Brendan Fraser, Julie Delpy and Kelly Hu (subtitles)
8.7 Apr 01 1:25am Sky Comedy The Man with Two Brains (1983)
A brilliant surgeon escapes the heartache and frustration of his failing marriage by falling in love with a bottled human brain - but needs to find a suitable body to implant the object of his affections in. Comedy, starring Steve Martin, Kathleen Turner, David Warner and Paul Benedict, while Sissy Spacek provides the voice of the doctor's beloved brain
8.5 Apr 01 1:30am Sky Action & Adventure Any Which Way You Can (1980)
Street-fighting trucker Philo Beddoe and his faithful orang-utan Clyde are targeted by the Mafia, who want to cash in on Philo's potential as a money-making brawler. However, they first have to kidnap him before they can persuade him to climb inside the ring. Comedy sequel, starring Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Harry Guardino and Ruth Gordon
8.6 Apr 01 1:45am Sky Modern Greats Arlington Road (1999) (on 2 times)
A professor thinks there is something not quite right about his new neighbours. Convinced they are members of a terrorist group, he puts his life on the line to prove it - but nobody else is willing to believe his suspicions are anything but paranoia. Thriller, starring Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack and Hope Davis (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 01 1:50am Sky Drama & Romance The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
A drifter gets a job at a roadside diner, where he worms his way into the affections of the owner's bored wife - and starts a passionate affair, which culminates in murder. Remake of the 1946 film noir, starring Jack Nicholson, Jessica Lange, John Colicos, Anjelica Huston and Christopher Lloyd (subtitles)
7.9 Apr 01 2:20am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2008)
A Victorian barber returns to London from imprisonment in Australia seeking revenge on the man who cost him his wife and daughter. His lust for vengeance turns into a hatred of all humanity, and he begins to indiscriminately slaughter his clientele - while his pie-maker accomplice finds a gruesome way to dispose of the bodies. Tim Burton's adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's horror musical, starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter (subtitles)
3.8 Apr 01 2:30am BBC4 In Memory of Me (2007) (on 3 times)
An intelligent man with his life before him is overwhelmed by his number of options and decides to train to as a priest. As he spends time within the religious community of the church, he begins to feels victimised at the hands of his superiors and starts to struggle with his faith. Italian drama, starring Christo Jivkov, Filippo Timi, Marco Baliani, Andre Hennicke and Fausto Russo Alesi
10 Apr 01 2:45am Sky Classics Les Miserables (1935)
A reformed thief struggles to put the past behind him, but his task is hindered by a vindictive police inspector. Historical drama, based on Victor Hugo's novel, starring Fredric March, Charles Laughton, Cedric Hardwicke and Rochelle Hudson (subtitles)
- Apr 01 2:50am Sky Family All Roads Lead Home (2008)
Twelve-year-old Belle blames her father for her mother's death. Unable to cope with the conflict between them and his grief, he sends her to live with her grandfather, where an encounter with a dog and a kindly vet helps her to put her sorrow behind her. Family drama, starring Vivien Cardone, Peter Coyote and Peter Boyle, in his last screen appearance
7 Apr 01 2:55am Sky Showcase The War Lover (1962)
Bomber commander Buzz Rickson is respected by his crew for his daredevil abilities in the air, but his personal life is a disaster. His co-pilot initially idolises the fearless airman, but over time becomes increasingly aware of his hero's flaws - especially when Rickson starts pursuing his comrade's girlfriend. World War Two drama, with Steve McQueen and Robert Wagner
8.2 Apr 01 3:00am Sky Comedy Galaxy Quest (1999)
The cast of a cancelled sci-fi TV show, growing increasingly depressed by the endless cycle of conventions, is mistaken for a real bunch of heroes by aliens. The actors are transported across space and time and forced to defend the extraterrestrials in a real intergalactic battle. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell (subtitles)
- Apr 01 3:00am Movies24 A Heartbeat Away (2002)
A strait-laced man's quiet and well-ordered life is turned upside down when a free-spirited woman arrives in town and promptly captures his heart. Romantic drama, starring Heather Beers, Jeremy Elliott and Randy King
7.7 Apr 01 3:00am Sky Crime & Thriller The Boxer (1997) (on 4 times)
A former IRA member angers the organisation's hierarchy by trying to forge a new life in the boxing ring. Things are complicated further by the reappearance of his first love - now married to his best friend, but still harbouring strong feelings for him. Drama, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Emily Watson, Brian Cox, Ken Stott and Ciaran Fitzgerald (subtitles)
8 Apr 01 3:30am Sky Action & Adventure AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007)
A spaceship crash results in the infestation of a small town by aliens, so a predator arrives to hunt them down - and any superfluous humans who get the way. However, an even bigger threat is lurking in the area, in the form of a terrifying hybrid of the two creatures. Sci-fi action sequel, starring Steven Pasquale and Reiko Aylesworth (subtitles)
5.5 Apr 01 4:00am Sci-fi Bone Eater (2007) (on 3 times)
A small-town sheriff trying to keep the peace between a construction crew and a Native American tribe has bigger problems on his hands when the workmen disturb a burial site and awaken a terrifying skeletal monster that can kill with a touch. As the creature embarks on a killing spree, the lawman searches for the only weapon in existence that can slay it. Horror, starring Bruce Boxleitner and Clara Bryant
- Apr 01 4:15am Sky Drama & Romance Can't Be Heaven (1999)
A youngster looks set to face the many trials of adolescence without the much-needed advice and support of a father. However, unexpected help on his journey to adulthood is provided by a friendly ghost with a surprising insight into life, love and mastering the saxophone. Drama, starring Ralph Macchio, Diane Ladd, Rachel Ticotin and Bryan Burke
6.2 Apr 01 4:20am Sky Modern Greats Babe (1995) (on 2 times)
A kindly farmer wins a cute, squeaky-voiced piglet which several greedy humans and jealous animals would like to see as the Christmas roast. However, the young pig is determined to prove himself useful on the farm, and enlists the aid of the resident dog in learning to herd sheep. Family comedy, starring James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski, with Christine Cavanaugh, Miriam Margolyes and Hugo Weaving providing the voices of the animal characters
3 Apr 01 4:45am Sky Showcase Heaven ... (1957)
An American Marine corporal stationed on a South Pacific island during World War Two and a novice nun on a mission are forced into the hills when Japanese forces arrive and set up military bases. Before long the pair develop strong emotional ties, but in resisting their feelings for each other the relationship becomes one of deep mutual respect. Oscar-winning wartime romantic drama, written and directed by John Huston, with Robert Mitchum and Deborah Kerr
8 Apr 01 4:45am Sky Comedy Miss ... (2008)
A 1930s governess finds herself out of work and forced to take on the demanding job of social secretary to a flighty actress and singer. She is forced to help her employer get a plum role in a new production, but also manage her complicated love life, as she juggles three very different men. Comedy drama, with Frances McDormand, Amy Adams and Ciaran Hinds (subtitles)
10 Apr 01 4:45am Sky Classics Our Man ... (1966)
The world is rocked by a series of mysterious ecological disasters, while top secret agents from all nations are being murdered. Super-cool American spy Derek Flint is soon on the case, and discovers a fiendish organisation using a weather-controlling machine to hold the world to ransom. Comedy adventure, with James Coburn, Lee J Cobb and Gina Golan
9.4 Apr 01 12:20am Sky Showcase Empire of the Sun (1987) (on 2 times)
An English boy living in Shanghai during World War Two is separated from his wealthy family by the Japanese invasion and forced to survive on the streets. The youngster forms an unlikely alliance with a soldier who helps the boy to adapt to life without his family, before the pair are eventually captured and subjected to the terrors of internment. Steven Spielberg's drama based on JG Ballard's autobiographical novel, starring Christian Bale, John Malkovich and Nigel Havers (subtitles)
5.6 Apr 01 12:30am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Surveillance (2009) (on 2 times)
Two FBI agents on the trail of a serial killer head to a police station in the middle of the Sante Fe desert to quiz three survivors of a brutal attack which saw five people slain. However, as they quiz the eyewitnesses and emerge with different versions of the same event, it becomes apparent that all is not what it seems. Thriller, with Julia Ormond, Bill Pullman, Pell James, Ryan Simpkins and French Stewart (subtitles)
7.4 Apr 01 12:50am Sky Classics Compulsion (1959)
Two wealthy law students in the 1920s believe they can get away with murder, but their brutal killing of a teenager is ultimately uncovered by a part-time reporter. Their families hire a renowned attorney to represent them in the subsequent trial. While the defendants plead guilty, their principled lawyer is determined that they should receive life imprisonment and not the death penalty. Crime drama, starring Orson Welles and Diane Varsi (subtitles)
7 Apr 01 5:40pm Sky Indie Julia (2008) (on 2 times)
Alcoholic Julia is rescued by her troubled neighbour Elena when she passes out on the street. Elena has been forcibly separated from her son, and enlists Julia's aid in kidnapping him. But when the plan goes wrong, Julia and the boy are forced to go on the run together. Drama, starring Tilda Swinton and Saul Rubinek (subtitles)
1 Apr 01 7:00pm Movies24 Hard Ground (2003)
A wrongly convicted outlaw agrees to team up with an ageing marshal to help capture a ruthless killer cutting a swathe of terror across the southern states of America. Western, starring Burt Reynolds, Bruce Dern, Seth Peterson and David Figlioli
6 Apr 01 7:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Transsiberian (2008) (on 2 times)
American couple Roy and Jessie are heading from China to Moscow on the Transsiberian railway when they befriend fellow travellers Carlos and Abby. However, when Jessie is forced to be alone with the pair after Roy fails to board the train following a station stop, she begins to suspect they are harbouring a deadly secret. Thriller, starring Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer, Kate Mara, Eduardo Noriega and Ben Kingsley (subtitles)
- Apr 01 7:00pm TCM The Defiant Ones (1958) (on 2 times)
A racist convict escapes while shackled to a black fellow chain-gang prisoner and together they embark on a perilous cross-country journey to freedom, hotly pursued by a relentless sheriff. Drama, starring Sidney Poitier, Tony Curtis, Theodore Bikel, Lon Chaney Jr and Cara Williams
8.4 Apr 01 7:00pm Disney Twitches Too (2007) (on 3 times)
The identical twin witches are driven apart as one enjoys her newfound mystical abilities, while the other wants to lead a normal life. Further confusion is caused by the revelation that their supposedly dead father is still alive. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Tia and Tamera Mowry, with Kristen Wilson and Jayne Eastwood (subtitles)
8.8 Apr 01 7:00pm Sky Classics The Searchers (1956)
An American Civil War veteran goes in search of his niece, who has been abducted by a renegade Comanche tribe. After many years, he eventually tracks her down - but comes to realise that during the long quest, his motives for finding her have gradually changed. John Ford's Western, starring John Wayne, Natalie Wood, Jeffrey Hunter and Vera Miles (subtitles)
5.4 Apr 01 7:05pm Film4 Taxi (2004) (on 3 times)
A bumbling New York cop is unable to pursue a gang of bank robbers in their souped-up getaway car because he does not have a driving licence. Fortunately, help is on hand in the form of a taxi driver with dreams of becoming a racing driver, and whose customised cab can give the crooks a run for their money. Comedy thriller remake, starring Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon and Gisele Bundchen
6.8 Apr 01 7:30pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror Cloverfield (2008)
New York is attacked by a gigantic monster of unknown origin, and is filmed entirely from the perspective of a single hand-held video camera, while a small group of survivors makes a dangerous journey across the city to rescue their friend. Thriller, starring Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan (subtitles)
8 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Drama & Romance The Reader (2008)
Teenager Michael Berg embarks on a brief but passionate affair with an older woman, who seeks solace from her misery in the stories he reads to her. Years later while observing the Nazi war crime trials, Michael happens across the same woman and learns she acted as an SS concentration camp guard during World War Two. Drama, starring an Oscar-winning Kate Winslet alongside Ralph Fiennes, Jeanette Hain and David Kross (subtitles)
4.2 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Action & Adventure The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
Daredevil explorers Rick and Evelyn O'Connell are called into action when their son accidentally resurrects the evil Chinese Emperor Han, who has been entombed for over 2,000 years. The family race against time to prevent the merciless leader from awakening his terracotta army and launching a plot to take over the world. Action adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser, Maria Bello, Jet Li and Luke Ford (subtitles)
7.9 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Showcase Von Ryan's Express (1965) (on 2 times)
A courageous American colonel with a never-say-die attitude is held in a PoW camp, but boldly sets out to lead a group of Allied prisoners in a daring mass escape bid - by hijacking a freight train and fleeing through occupied Italy to Switzerland. World War Two action adventure, starring Frank Sinatra, Trevor Howard, Brad Dexter and James Brolin
6.5 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Family The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) (on 2 times)
It is now the 1990s and the members of the sweet, all-American family face a testing time as their brash neighbours scheme to tear down the Brady home to make way for a shopping centre. Comedy, based on the Seventies sitcom, starring Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Christine Taylor and Christopher Daniel Barnes
8.7 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Comedy Get Smart (2008)
Clumsy Maxwell Smart longs to leave his desk job in a top secret intelligence agency and become a fully-fledged spy. When the identities of all their secret agents are exposed, Maxwell's boss is forced to send him into action to battle a sinister terrorist organisation. Comedy, based on the 1960s TV series, starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway and Dwayne Johnson (subtitles)
7.7 Apr 01 8:00pm Sky Modern Greats Sleeping with the Enemy (1991)
An emotionally abused wife fakes her own death to escape her violent, obsessional husband and start a new life elsewhere. Unluckily for her, he detects her desperate plan - and sets out to hunt her down with a chilling resolve. Thriller, starring Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, Kevin Anderson and Elizabeth Lawrence (subtitles)
8.7 Apr 01 8:05pm Sky Indie Psycho (1998)
A woman on the run after stealing from her boss stops off at an isolated motel, where the disturbed owner's curious relationship with his domineering mother leads to murder. Director Gus Van Sant's scene-by-scene remake of Alfred Hitchcock's thriller, starring Vince Vaughn, Anne Heche, Julianne Moore, Viggo Mortensen and William H Macy
6.1 Apr 01 8:10pm BBC4 An American in Paris (1951) (on 3 times)
A struggling American painter living in France is torn between two women - his wealthy patron and a beautiful French woman engaged to a cabaret singer. Gershwin's romantic musical, starring Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron and Nina Foch. Part of the Great American Songbook (subtitles)
- Apr 01 9:00pm Movies24 Perfect Hideout (2008)
When a spontaneous robbery goes horribly wrong, young lovers Nick and Celia find themselves on the run from the police. They hide in a villa, but when their location is discovered, Nick declares that he has taken the owner of the property hostage, and will release him in exchange for a safe passage out of the area. However, the man who Nick and Celia assume to be an innocent resident is in fact a serial killer. Thriller, starring Billy Zane, Cristian Solimeno and Melinda Y Cohen
7.1 Apr 01 9:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
An alien arrives on Earth, accompanied by an awesomely powerful robot, on a fateful mission - to decide if the human race deserves to continue existing and, if not, to wipe them out. The visitor is imprisoned in a military facility, but a scientist helps him to escape, hoping to prove that mankind is worth saving. Sci-fi drama remake, starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly (subtitles)
8.1 Apr 01 9:00pm Film4 This Is England (2006) (on 3 times)
A 12-year-old boy in a bleak northern town is lacking direction after losing his father in the Falklands War. When he meets a group of skinheads, the leader of the gang decides to take the boy under his wing, drawing him into a world of racism and violence. Shane Meadows' Eighties-set drama, starring Thomas Turgoose, Stephen Graham and Jo Hartley (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 01 9:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Double Jeopardy (1999) (on 2 times)
A man fakes his own death and frames his wife for murder, but after six years in prison she is released. Since she has already served her time, she has nothing to lose by really killing him - but her furious mission of vengeance is complicated by a zealous parole officer determined to stop her. Thriller, starring Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood and Annabeth Gish (subtitles)
6.7 Apr 01 9:00pm Sky Classics Bedazzled (1967)
A chef is spurned by a waitress and plunges into suicidal gloom, but finds a solution to his problems in the form of the Devil incarnate, who offers him seven wishes in exchange for his soul. Comedy based on the Faust legend, starring Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, with Raquel Welch and Eleanor Bron
7.3 Apr 01 9:45pm Sky Modern Greats MASH (1970)
American battlefield surgeons embark on a campaign of drinking, womanising and practical jokes in an attempt to alleviate the horror of the Korean War. Satirical comedy drama directed by Robert Altman, which spawned a long-running TV series. Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Tom Skerritt, Sally Kellerman and Robert Duvall star (subtitles)
7.6 Apr 01 9:45pm Sky Family Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Hapless youngster Kevin somehow manages to catch the wrong plane and, while his family jets off to Florida, he finds himself heading for New York. Having got his hands on his father's credit card, he is enjoying the good life staying in a luxury hotel - until he bumps into two familiar burglars with an axe to grind. Comedy sequel, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Brenda Fricker and Tim Curry
5 Apr 01 10:00pm Sky Showcase Defiance (2008) (on 2 times)
Following the invasion of Poland by the Nazis in 1939, three Jewish brothers flee into the forests and continue evading the hostile forces. They are joined by refugees fleeing for their lives and are soon faced with a difficult decision - continue to hide or begin fighting back. World War Two drama, starring Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber and Jamie Bell (subtitles)
7.3 Apr 01 10:00pm Comedy Central Scary Movie 3 (2003) (on 6 times)
The luckless survivor of the first two films has finally found fame as a TV reporter - but her nightmare experiences come back to haunt her when she's sent to investigate a chilling mystery. Comedy sequel, sending up Signs, The Ring, The Others and 8 Mile, starring Anna Faris, Pamela Anderson, Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen
4.8 Apr 01 10:00pm Sky Comedy Superhero Movie (2008)
A high-school student develops bizarre powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, and decides to become a costumed crimefighter. But his abilities are put to the test when a mad scientist embarks on a fiendish scheme to become immortal. Comedy spoofing comic-book movies, starring Drake Bell, Sara Paxton and Leslie Nielsen (subtitles)
- Apr 01 10:00pm Sky Indie Doubt (2008)
A disciplinarian nun at a Catholic school suspects a charismatic priest of behaving inappropriately with a young black student. A battle of wills ensues between the pair as she tries to gather definitive evidence beyond her own moral certainty. Drama, starring Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams and Viola Davis (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 01 10:00pm Sci-fi The Foreigner (2003) (on 6 times)
A freelance undercover agent is hired to courier a mysterious package from France to Germany, but assassins, CIA agents, and a sinister industrialist are all determined to prevent him from reaching his final destination. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Anna-Louise Plowman, Max Ryan and Harry Van Gorkum
- Apr 01 10:00pm Sky Arts 2 Opening Night (1977) (on 2 times)
A famous actor begins touring a new play, only to suffer a nervous breakdown after one of her fans suffers a fatal accident. Drama, directed by John Cassavetes and starring Gena Rowlands, Ben Gazzara, Joan Blondell, Paul Stewart and Laura Johnson
6 Apr 01 10:00pm Bravo Fortress (1993) (on 8 times)
In a totalitarian future, a couple are sent to a hi-tech prison for conceiving a second child - an act forbidden under strict population-control laws. Once incarcerated, the pair are separated but remain determined to find each other and escape. Sci-fi thriller, starring Christopher Lambert, Loryn Locklin, Kurtwood Smith and Lincoln Kilpatrick
3.4 Apr 01 10:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Sudden Death (1995)
Terrorists seize control of an ice-hockey stadium in the middle of a match attended by the US vice president. Taking the politician hostage, they threaten to blow up the building at the final whistle - but get more trouble than they bargained for in the shape of a resourceful former fireman, who takes it upon himself to thwart their dastardly plot. Action thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Powers Boothe, Raymond J Barry and Whittni Wright (subtitles)
2 Apr 01 10:10pm Sky Drama & Romance Bride Wars (2008)
Two lifelong best friends discover their weddings have been scheduled on the same day and in the same venue. Neither is prepared to back down, so a bitter rivalry ensues as years of friendship are cast aside in the struggle to sabotage each other's big day. Comedy, starring Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway and Candice Bergen (subtitles)
5.2 Apr 01 10:15pm five The Order (2001) (on 3 times)
A reformed smuggler travels to the Holy Land determined to track down his missing archaeologist father, but encounters opposition from a mysterious religious sect who are determined that their sinister activities remain secret. Action adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Charlton Heston and Ben Cross (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 01 10:45pm ITV2 Sliding Doors (1998) (on 8 times)
A London woman's entire life hinges on whether or not she catches a train. In one version of events, she gets the chance to start afresh and lead a happy new life, but in the other she is stuck supporting her lazy, unfaithful boyfriend. Comedy drama, presenting two parallel stories featuring the same character. Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah and John Lynch (subtitles)
6 Apr 01 10:50pm Sky Classics Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Stranded on Mars with only a monkey as a companion, an astronaut has to quickly figure out how to survive a lack of oxygen, food and water on the lifeless planet. Sci-fi drama, inspired by Daniel Defoe's classic tale, starring Paul Mantee, Adam West and Victor Lundin
8.6 Apr 01 10:55pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror Awake (2007)
A man undergoing heart surgery regains consciousness during the operation, but remains paralysed so is unable to alert the doctors to his suffering. The pain pushes him into an out of body experience, during which he discovers someone is planning to murder him. Thriller, starring Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba and Terrence Howard (subtitles)
7 Apr 01 11:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller 88 Minutes (2007) (on 2 times)
Forensic psychologist Jack Gramm proved instrumental in putting an infamous serial killer on death row. As the convicted murderer's execution draws near, Gramm is recruited by the FBI to help stop a copycat killer emulating the earlier case - but also receives a threatening message from the new murderer warning him he will die in 88 minutes. Thriller, starring Al Pacino, Alicia Witt and Leelee Sobieski (subtitles)
- Apr 01 11:00pm Film4 Life Is Sweet (1990) (on 3 times)
A suburban family struggle to keep body and soul together in the face of various trials and traumas. Bittersweet comedy directed by Mike Leigh, starring Alison Steadman, Jim Broadbent, Jane Horrocks, Timothy Spall, Claire Skinner and Stephen Rea
8 Apr 01 11:20pm TCM What's New Pussycat? (1965) (on 2 times)
A soon-to-be-married fashion editor worries he'll find it hard to stay faithful and seeks psychiatric help. But his doctor has an agenda of his own, which leads to all manner of complications. Comedy, starring Peter O'Toole, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen, Ursula Andress and Romy Schneider
10 Apr 01 11:30pm Sky Comedy Big Stan (2007)
A conman fears for his life as he prepares to start a lengthy prison sentence, so he hires a mysterious kung fu master to teach him how to fight. However, he finds his reputation as a martial artist earns him the job of preventing a gang war erupting in the jail. Comedy, directed by and starring Rob Schneider. With David Carradine and Randy Couture (subtitles)
8.2 Apr 01 11:35pm BBC1 London Lord of War (2005) (on 3 times)
A Ukrainian immigrant in New York sells guns to local mobsters, and when he gains access to a vast supply of Soviet weaponry at the end of the Cold War he expands his operation overseas - but makes the mistake of doing business with an African warlord. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Ethan Hawke, Jared Leto, Bridget Moynahan, Eamonn Walker and Ian Holm (subtitles)
5.8 Apr 01 11:35pm ITV4 + 1 First Blood (1982) (on 2 times)
Vietnam veteran John Rambo pitches up in a backwoods town where he is wrongfully picked up for vagrancy by the local sheriff. Unaware their victim is a Green Beret vet, the sheriff has him flung in jail. Tested to the limits of his endurance by a brutal deputy, Rambo kills him, escapes from his cell and heads out to the woods - with the forces of the law in hot pursuit. Action thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Crenna and David Caruso. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
6.2 Apr 01 11:45pm Sky Modern Greats The Omen (1976)
An American diplomat secretly adopts a newborn baby when his own son dies at birth. As a series of unusual deaths occurs around him, he gradually comes to suspect the awful truth - the child he is raising is the son of the Devil. Richard Donner's horror, starring Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, Billie Whitelaw, David Warner and Patrick Troughton, with Jerry Goldsmith supplying the Oscar-winning score (subtitles)
8 Apr 01 11:50pm Sky Family Ultimate Avengers (2006)
Superhuman soldier Captain America averts a nuclear disaster during World War Two, only to end up frozen alive. He is revived in the 21st century, and joins forces with other superheroes, including Iron Man and the Hulk, to thwart an alien invasion. Animated adventure based on the Marvel comic-books, with the voices of Justin Gross and Marc Worden (subtitles)
1.5 Apr 01 11:50pm Sci-fi Dangerous Waters: Shark Attack (2005) (on 3 times)
As a shy student prepares to join her friends in Florida for spring break, her marine biologist brother discovers the waters have been invaded by deadly man-eating tiger sharks. However, his warnings go unheeded and soon a feeding frenzy is in process. Thriller, starring Shannon Lucio, Riley Smith, Wayne Thorley and Bryan Brown
- Apr 01 11:50pm Sky Indie Bart Got a Room (2008) (on 2 times)
A teenager does not have a date for his senior prom - a feat even the school's most unpopular student has apparently achieved. As he struggles to choose between pursuing the girl of his dreams or settling for taking his best friend, his parents wrestle with romantic problems of their own. Teen comedy, starring Steven Kaplan and William H Macy
6.5 Apr 01 11:55pm Sky Action & Adventure The Glimmer Man (1996)
A Buddhist homicide detective teams up with a new partner to investigate a series of ritual killings, but ends up as the chief suspect in the case. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Bob Gunton, Brian Cox and Michelle Johnson (subtitles)
5.5 Apr 02 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle 2000 - Emmanuelle in Paradise (2000) (on 2 times)
The legendary seductress traverses the globe delivering help to those in need - the only way she knows how. Erotic drama, starring Holly Sampson, Shauna O'Brien, DJ West and Anthony Skordi
8.3 Apr 02 1:05am Sky Action & Adventure Mad Max 2 (1981)
The road warrior steps in to help a petrol-producing desert community fend off vicious gangs of marauders determined to take over their oil-refinery and steal their precious fuel. Futuristic adventure sequel, starring Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Vernon Wells, Emil Minty and Kjell Nilsson
8.1 Apr 02 1:05am Film4 American Splendor (2003) (on 3 times)
Comic book writer and artist Harvey Pekar is inspired to document his mundane but surprisingly complex life after an encounter with famed artist Robert Crumb. He soon acquires a following, which leads him to a relationship with fan Joyce Brabner. Comedy drama, based on the series of comics, starring Paul Giamatti and Hope Davis, with the real Pekar and Brabner chipping in to comment on the presentation of their lives (subtitles)
7.2 Apr 02 1:15am ITV3 Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Musical following the last days of Jesus Christ, seen from the perspective of disciple Judas, who is gradually tempted into betraying his friend and sending him to his death. Based on the Andrew Lloyd Webber stage show and starring Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman and Barry Dennan. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8.3 Apr 02 1:30am ITV1 London Flash Gordon (1980) (on 3 times)
A heroic American football player flies a rocket to the distant planet of Mongo with an eccentric scientist and a feisty reporter in tow, where he battles to stop the evil emperor Ming from destroying the Earth. Sci-fi comic-strip adventure, with Sam J Jones, Max von Sydow, Brian Blessed, Melody Anderson, Topol, Timothy Dalton, Ornella Muti, Peter Wyngarde and Mariangela Melato. Featuring music by Queen (subtitles)
- Apr 02 1:35am BBC2 London The Quatermass Xperiment (1955) (on 3 times)
A space mission goes disastrously wrong and, when the rocket is recovered, two of the crew have vanished without trace while the third undergoes a bizarre transformation. An alien life form has gained control his body, and intends to use it in a plot to take over the Earth. Sci-fi horror, starring Brian Donlevy, Jack Warner and Richard Wordsworth
5 Apr 02 1:50am Sky Comedy Bulletproof (1996)
An undercover cop forms an unlikely friendship with a small-time car thief in the hope of nailing a ruthless drug baron. However, the plan soon goes awry, exposing the officer's true identity - and it is not long before the duo are targeted by assassins. Action comedy, starring Adam Sandler, Damon Wayans, James Caan and Kristen Wilson (subtitles)
8 Apr 02 2:30am Sky Drama & Romance Girlfight (2000)
A Hispanic girl struggles to fight her way out of Brooklyn's slums by focusing on her one passion - boxing. However, her new career throws up a thorny problem when she has to fight the boxer she has fallen head over heels in love with. Drama, starring Michelle Rodriguez alongside Jaime Tirelli and Paul Calderon
6.7 Apr 02 2:35am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Outpost (2008)
A team of mercenaries is hired by a mysterious businessman to help him explore an abandoned bunker in a war-torn Eastern European nation. However, what they do not realise is that during World War Two, this was the site of a fiendish Nazi experiment to create invincible zombie soldiers - and that the monsters that were created are still lurking within. Horror, starring Ray Stevenson and Julian Wadham (subtitles)
8.3 Apr 02 2:40am Sky Crime & Thriller The Crew (2008) (on 2 times)
A powerful crime boss prepares to carry out a major heist. However, he also has to watch his back as his partners in crime conspire to betray him. Crime drama, starring Scot Williams, Rory McCann and Kenny Doughty (subtitles)
8.1 Apr 02 2:45am Sky Indie Joan of Arc (1999)
Biopic of the teenage heroine whose religious visions inspired her to join with the Dauphin and raise an army to rid France of her English oppressors. Epic historical drama directed by Luc Besson, starring Milla Jovovich, Dustin Hoffman, Faye Dunaway, Tcheky Karyo and John Malkovich (subtitles)
6.3 Apr 02 2:45am Sky Action & Adventure Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
A ruthless hitman travels to Thailand to assassinate four people, but places himself in harm's way when he falls in love with a deaf local girl and forms a close bond with a street boy he coerced into helping him. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm and Panward Hemmanee (subtitles)
- Apr 02 2:55am Sky Classics Detective Story (1951)
A moralistic New York cop is determined to convict an illegal abortionist whose actions have resulted in several deaths. However, as he pursues the case, he discovers his own wife was one of the abortionist's patients and had kept this a secret from him. Police drama, starring Kirk Douglas, Eleanor Parker and William Bendix (subtitles)
7.3 Apr 02 3:00am Movies24 Just Desserts (2004)
An aspiring chef vows to save the family bakery business and make a name for himself as a culinary wizard by winning a national dessert competition. However, a bitter rival is also in the running, the judge is an old teacher who never liked him and his temper threatens to ruin everything - and all before he falls for his baking partner. Romantic comedy, starring Lauren Holly and Costas Mandylor
7.7 Apr 02 3:50am Sky Modern Greats Chariots of Fire (1981)
Oscar-winning drama based on the true story of British runners Eric Liddell and Harold Abrahams, going for gold at the 1924 Olympics in Paris. The two athletes are driven by very different reasons - Liddell is inspired by his devout Christian faith, while Abrahams hopes to triumph over the anti-semitism he has endured all his life. Starring Ian Charleson, Ben Cross, with Nigel Havers, John Gielgud and Ian Holm. Vangelis provides the soundtrack (subtitles)
6.3 Apr 02 4:00am Sci-fi Storm Cell (2008) (on 6 times)
A woman who witnessed her parents being killed by a tornado becomes an expert in extreme weather conditions. She discovers a potentially devastating twister is moving towards a city where her brother is the sheriff, but struggles to convince him that he is in danger. Thriller, starring Mimi Rogers and Michael Ironside
7 Apr 02 4:05am Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Monster Squad (1987)
Count Dracula leads a horde of monsters to a small American town in search of a mystical amulet that will allow him to take over the world. However, the vampire has reckoned without a determined band of local youngsters, who put their knowledge of horror movies to good use to foil his evil plan. Teen horror comedy, which pays tribute to classic Thirties horror films, with Duncan Regehr, Tom Noonan and Ryan Lambert
6.5 Apr 02 12:25am Sky Crime & Thriller The Mexican (2001) (on 2 times)
A petty crook finds himself in a very tricky situation when he tries to smuggle a cursed gun from Mexico into America for his Mob boss. Events soon spiral out of control and his girlfriends displeasure and a pursuing hitman only add to the would-be bootlegger's woes. Comedy thriller, starring Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini, Gene Hackman, JK Simmons, Bob Balaban and David Krumholtz (subtitles)
- Apr 02 12:40am Sky Drama & Romance All the Real Girls (2003)
A naive small-town girl is stunned but flattered when a local womaniser sets her in his sights, but as their romance develops, her concerned brother sets out to throw a spanner in the works. Drama, starring Paul Schneider, Zooey Deschanel and Shea Whigham
6.7 Apr 02 12:45am Sky Classics Roman Holiday (1953)
A princess slips away during an official visit to Rome and falls in love with a newspaper reporter. Romantic comedy, starring Audrey Hepburn, Gregory Peck, Eddie Albert and Harcourt Williams
- Apr 02 12:45am Sky Indie Inserts (1975)
A Thirties Hollywood film director is forced to make pornographic movies to keep the wolf from the door. Drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss, Jessica Harper, Veronica Cartwright and Bob Hoskins
7.8 Apr 02 5:50pm Sky Classics Spartacus (1960)
A slave-turned-gladiator is inspired to turn on his owners and lead fellow slaves in a fight for freedom. As the rebellion grows, a pair of Roman statesmen do all they can to manipulate the movement to their own end. Stanley Kubrick's Oscar-winning epic, starring Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons and Charles Laughton
7.6 Apr 02 6:25pm Film4 The Parent Trap (1998) (on 3 times)
Twin sisters who are each unaware of the other's existence meet by accident. They decide to join forces in a bid to reunite their estranged parents, and switch places to get the warring couple to kiss and make up. Remake of the 1961 Disney comedy, starring Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Elaine Hendrix and Lindsay Lohan in a dual role (subtitles)
- Apr 02 6:55pm TCM Miracles (1985) (on 2 times)
A recently divorced couple are whisked away to South America and imprisoned by a bumbling Mexican bank robber. Romantic comedy adventure, starring Tom Conti, Teri Garr, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Rodriguez and Adalberto Martinez
7.3 Apr 02 7:00pm Movies24 Lucky 7 (2003)
A woman agonises over whether to stick to a previously infallible schedule devised by her dead mother - which states she should marry her seventh boyfriend - or take a chance and opt for the sixth man to come along, who appears to be Mr Right. Romantic comedy, starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Patrick Dempsey and Brian Markinson
6.7 Apr 02 7:00pm Comedy Central Teen Wolf (1985) (on 6 times)
A teenage misfit is initially dismayed to learn he is a werewolf - until he starts to use the powers that come with the hereditary curse to become a basketball star. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox, James Hampton, Scott Paulin and Susan Ursitti
- Apr 02 7:00pm Disney Charlotte's Web (2006) (on 3 times)
Youngster Fern tries to persuade her father to keep the runt of a litter when a sow gives birth to piglets on the family farm. While the pig still looks destined for the chop, clever spider Charlotte hatches a plan to use her web-spinning talents to save him. Family drama, starring Dakota Fanning and featuring the voices of Julia Roberts, Dominic Scott Kay, Steve Buscemi and John Cleese
8.7 Apr 02 7:10pm Sky Crime & Thriller Daylight Robbery (2007) (on 2 times)
A gang of crooks hatches a plan to steal millions of pounds in untraceable currency from a London exchange bank, using the world cup to provide an alibi. But the plan goes horribly wrong when the police lay siege to the bank, and the thieves are forced to take hostages. Crime thriller, starring Geoff Bell and Vas Blackwood (subtitles)
7.5 Apr 02 7:15pm Sky Action & Adventure The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
An American teenager obsessed with kung fu movies is sent back into time to ancient China, where he joins the battle to free the imprisoned Monkey King. The only problem is he has no martial arts skills of his own, and will need the assistance of two legendary warriors to become the hero he needs to be. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li and Jackie Chan (subtitles)
6.1 Apr 02 7:25pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Happening (2008)
A series of unexplained suicides is the first sign of an impending crisis sweeping America, as a mysterious airborne toxin drives those exposed insane until they take their own lives. A family flee for their lives, hoping to find a safe place to hide - only to discover the shocking cause of the sinister phenomenon. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo (subtitles)
8.5 Apr 02 7:50pm Sky Indie No Country for Old Men (2007)
A Texan hunter takes a stash of money from a botched drugs deal, only to end up pursued across the state by an implacable hitman with no qualms about killing anyone who gets in his way. Elsewhere, a world-weary sheriff struggles to make sense of the escalating chain of violence. The Coen Brothers' Oscar-winning crime thriller, starring Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones, Kelly Macdonald and Javier Bardem (subtitles)
5.9 Apr 02 8:00pm Nickelodeon iCarly: iGo to Japan (2008) (on 3 times)
The team is nominated for a webcast award in Japan and, after enduring a troublesome journey, is pleasantly surprised to receive relaxing gifts from rivals Kyoko and Yuki. However, the generosity is not without reason, as the pair have set their minds on sabotaging iCarly's chances of walking away with the award. Family comedy, starring Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy and Nathan Kress
8.7 Apr 02 8:00pm Sky Comedy Role Models (2008)
Two irresponsible salesmen find themselves in trouble with the law after crashing their truck. To avoid jail, they agree to do community service looking after two troubled kids - a painfully geeky teenager and a foul-mouthed youngster. However, jail soon looks like it would have been the easier option. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (subtitles)
- Apr 02 8:00pm Sky Family Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008) (on 2 times)
Carmen discovers her best friends all have plans for the summer and decides to head to Vermont to be part of a professional play. Meanwhile, Lena is busy taking a course in drawing, Bridget heads to an archeological dig in Turkey and Tibby is left hard at work editing her documentary. Comedy sequel, starring Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Alexis Bledel and Blake Lively (subtitles)
8.1 Apr 02 8:00pm Sky Modern Greats Erin Brockovich (2000)
A single mother desperate for work pleads her way into a routine administrative job at a law firm. It is not long before she stumbles across a case brought against a powerful company suspected of poisoning the residents of a small town. Realising something is amiss, she begins her own investigation. Fact-based drama, starring Julia Roberts in an Oscar-winning role, alongside Albert Finney and Aaron Eckhart
7.4 Apr 02 8:00pm G.O.L.D Look Who's Talking (1989) (on 5 times)
Single mother Molly is ditched by her lover while she is pregnant. After the birth, she sets out to find a father for her infant son Mikey, who comments on proceedings in a wisecracking inner monologue. Mikey is convinced the taxi driver who helped deliver him is the perfect man for the job - but his mother is less convinced. Comedy, starring John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and the voice of Bruce Willis
7.7 Apr 02 9:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Air Force One (1997)
The American president is forced to take drastic measures to save his family when their plane is hijacked by Russian terrorists demanding the release of a jailed radical general. Meanwhile, the vice president tries to manage the crisis from Washington and has to decide whether to shoot the aircraft down. Action thriller, starring Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, Glenn Close, Dean Stockwell and William H Macy (subtitles)
8.6 Apr 02 9:00pm fiver The Mask (1994) (on 10 times)
A timid bank clerk finds an ancient mask which endows its wearer with superhuman powers and untold self-confidence. However, a local gangster learns of the existence of the artefact and covets the power for himself. Comic-book comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegart and Peter Greene
6.6 Apr 02 9:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
The demon superhero, aided by a team from the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, leads the fight against renegade elf Prince Nuada, who is intent on reawakening an unstoppable robot army and bringing about the demise of mankind. Action fantasy sequel directed by Guillermo del Toro, starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones and Luke Goss (subtitles)
6.3 Apr 02 9:00pm ITV4 + 1 Mars Attacks! (1996) (on 2 times)
The inhabitants of Earth scurry to repel an impending invasion by a seemingly invincible Martian army, which possesses superior weaponry, a thirst for destruction and a wicked sense of humour. Tim Burton's sci-fi comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Annette Bening, Natalie Portman and Tom Jones. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8.1 Apr 02 9:00pm Film4 Stardust (2007) (on 3 times)
A shop assistant in Victorian England enters a magical world in search of a fallen star to give to the girl of his dreams. He discovers the star has taken on the form of a beautiful woman, whom he helps flee from an evil witch and a murderous prince. Fantasy adventure, starring Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Ricky Gervais and Sienna Miller, while Ian McKellen narrates (subtitles)
3 Apr 02 9:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Righteous Kill (2008) (on 2 times)
Two veteran New York detectives are assigned the case of a murdered pimp. As more criminals are found dead under similar circumstances, they realise they are dealing with a vigilante dishing out lethal punishment to those who have escaped the justice system. Crime thriller, starring Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Carla Gugino, John Leguizamo and Donnie Wahlberg (subtitles)
3 Apr 02 9:00pm Movies24 The Terrorist Next Door (2008)
Fact-based drama about the recruitment and capture of a terrorist, who was arrested trying to smuggle a bomb into Los Angeles International Airport on New Year's Eve, 1999. Starring Kathleen Robertson and Chenier Hundal
7 Apr 02 9:00pm Sky Classics The 300 Spartans (1962)
A heavily outnumbered band of Greek warriors fight to repel a vast horde of merciless Persian invaders during a blood-soaked confrontation at Thermopylae. Historical drama, starring Richard Egan, Ralph Richardson, Barry Coe and Diane Baker
7.7 Apr 02 10:00pm Sky Comedy In Bruges (2008) (on 2 times)
Two hitmen are ordered to lie low in Belgium after an assignment goes wrong. Trying to pass as tourists in the medieval city of Bruges, the bickering assassins are drawn into a surreal series of misadventures - until they learn the sinister real reason their unstable boss has sent them there. Black comedy drama, starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 02 10:00pm Sci-fi Paycheck (2003) (on 3 times)
An engineer carries out a top-secret job on the understanding that his knowledge of the task will be erased from his mind afterwards to protect his employer's intellectual property. However, waking after the memory-wiping procedure, he is shocked to learn he has somehow agreed to waiver the huge payment due to him and is wanted for a murder he does not remember committing. John Woo's thriller, with Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman, Aaron Eckhart and Paul Giamatti
5.7 Apr 02 10:00pm Hallmark Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) (on 8 times)
A strait-laced Englishman falls for a New York mobster's daughter, who wants to escape her family's criminal connections. However, try as he may, he comes to realise there is virtually no way of avoiding getting drawn into the family's illegal shenanigans. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Jeanne Tripplehorn, James Caan and Burt Young
8 Apr 02 10:00pm Alibi The Krays (1990) (on 8 times)
Biopic of the infamous twin brother gangsters who built up a criminal empire in the East End of London during the 1960s. Seizing territory from an already established rival by force, they quickly rose to prominence in the city's gangland culture. However, over time the brothers began to clash, while enemies stood ready to bring them down. Starring Gary and Martin Kemp, Billie Whitelaw and Tom Bell
6.7 Apr 02 10:00pm Sky Indie Almost Famous (2000)
A teenage rock journalist lands an assignment following a band on tour, to the horror of his over-protective mother. As he struggles to work out what makes the group's enigmatic lead guitarist tick and falls for a free-spirited groupie, the young writer is forced to grow up fast as the manic world of rock 'n roll threatens to overwhelm him. Seventies-set comedy drama, starring Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDormand
7 Apr 02 10:05pm Sky Showcase Stalag 17 (1953)
The inmates of a German PoW camp become convinced there is a traitor is in their midst and suspicion soon falls on an unassuming sergeant. Satirical wartime drama, starring William Holden, Don Taylor, Otto Preminger and Harvey Lembeck (subtitles)
9 Apr 02 10:10pm Sky Drama & Romance Cast Away (2000)
A manager for American courier service FedEx has to fend for himself when a plane crash leaves him stranded on a desert island. Initially panic-stricken, he overcomes his terror to survive for four years on his own - before building a raft and setting off on an epic journey back home. Adventure drama, starring Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy, Lari White and Chris Noth
7 Apr 02 10:15pm ITV1 London King Kong (2005) (on 3 times)
A maverick film-maker and his cast and crew board a ship bound for a mysterious island - but when they arrive, a giant gorilla carries off their leading lady. As the crew makes its way through the teeming jungle to find her, the director concocts a dangerous scheme to capture the great ape and take it back to New York with him. Peter Jackson's remake of the fantasy adventure, starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Andy Serkis and Adrien Brody (subtitles)
7.1 Apr 02 10:30pm BBC2 London Papillon (1973) (on 3 times)
Fact-based drama about a Frenchman wrongly imprisoned for life for a crime he did not commit, and who made an extraordinarily courageous bid to escape from notorious Devil's Island - a former leper colony turned into a maximum-security prison. Starring Steve McQueen, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Zerbe, Don Gordon and George Coulouris (subtitles)
7.4 Apr 02 10:30pm BBC3 Shark Tale (2004) (on 3 times)
Ambitious fish Oscar dreams of escaping his humdrum undersea life. His wish comes true when a gangster shark keen to escape a world of organised crime seeks his help in faking his own death. But Oscar soon finds himself out of his depth as his fearsome reputation gets out of control. Animated adventure, with the voices of Will Smith, Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Renee Zellweger, Angelina Jolie and Jack Black (subtitles)
7.3 Apr 02 10:50pm Sky Crime & Thriller Vantage Point (2008) (on 2 times)
An assassination attempt is made on the life of the US president during a terrorism summit. The story unfolds from several perspectives, including that of the secret service agents charged with protecting the head of state, a news producer covering the event and a man in the crowd who may have caught the perpetrator on camera. Thriller, starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Sigourney Weaver and William Hurt (subtitles)
6.1 Apr 02 10:50pm Channel 4 Guess Who (2005) (on 6 times)
African-American parents are thrilled to learn their daughter has finally found her Mr Right, and look forward to meeting him. However, dad is less than impressed when he comes face to face with his white prospective son-in-law - leading to all manner of hilarity as he tries to split the happy couple up. Romantic comedy, starring Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher, Zoe Saldana and Judith Scott (subtitles)
3 Apr 02 11:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Ruins (2008)
A group of tourists on holiday in Mexico takes a trip to some recently discovered Mayan ruins. They soon come under attack by hostile villagers and make a swift escape. However, their problems are just beginning when they realise they are surrounded by carnivorous plants. Horror, starring Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore, Jonathan Tucker and Laura Ramsey (subtitles)
- Apr 02 11:00pm Sky Classics The Oblong Box (1969)
A victim of an African voodoo attack is buried alive by his wicked brother, but soon resurfaces to wreak gory revenge on the society that made him an outcast. Horror, based on the writings of Edgar Allen Poe, starring Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Alistair Williamson and Hilary Dwyer (subtitles)
8.5 Apr 02 11:05pm Sky Action & Adventure Demolition Man (1993)
Maverick cop John Spartan is sentenced to be frozen alive for a crime he did not commit. Decades later, the psychotic criminal he was pursuing is unleashed on a peaceful and seemingly utopian future world, whose authorities are incapable of dealing with him - leaving them no choice but to revive Spartan to do battle with his enemy once more. Sci-fi comedy thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock
6 Apr 02 11:20pm TCM Army of Darkness (1992) (on 2 times)
Zombie-battling hero Ash is transported back in time to the medieval era. In an attempt to find a way back to his own time, he accidentally summons up a horde of living skeletons led by his own evil double and must fight to send them back to the grace. Comedy fantasy adventure sequel to The Evil Dead, starring Bruce Campbell and Embeth Davidtz
6.2 Apr 02 11:25pm Film4 Creep (2004) (on 3 times)
A woman falls asleep on a platform in the London Underground, and wakes to find herself locked in the station. As she wanders through the labyrinth of tunnels, she discovers she is not alone. A mysterious creature is lurking somewhere in the darkness, preying on anyone who crosses its path. Horror, starring Franka Potente, Sean Harris and Vas Blackwood
7.8 Apr 02 11:30pm BBC1 London Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) (on 3 times)
The Australian adventurer heads for the bright lights of LA with his wife and son - but it is not long before they become embroiled in a scheme to smuggle valuable works of art out of the former Yugoslavia. Comedy sequel, in which original stars - and real-life husband and wife - Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski return to take the leads, alongside Jere Burns, Jonathan Banks and Serge Cockburn (subtitles)
6.8 Apr 02 11:35pm Watch Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) (on 10 times)
John Connor finds his destiny to lead the human race in a future war catching up with him, when an advanced new Terminator in female form is sent back in time to eliminate him. However, as before, a reprogrammed cyborg has also been sent back in time to act as his protector. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes and Kristanna Loken (subtitles)
6.7 Apr 02 11:50pm Sky Comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
A musician is devastated when his actress girlfriend leaves him, and attempts to cure his broken heart with a holiday in Hawaii. Unfortunately, his efforts to forget the past are scuppered when his ex turns out to be staying at the same resort, with her new boyfriend - a successful rock star - in tow. Romantic comedy, starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand (subtitles)
7.9 Apr 03 1:00am Sky Indie Buffalo '66 (1998)
A newly released ex-con kidnaps a girl and forces her to play the part of his fictitious wife as he attends an emotional and turbulent family reunion. Drama, written, directed by and starring Vincent Gallo, with Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston and Ben Gazzara
- Apr 03 1:00am Sky Drama & Romance A Mighty Heart (2007)
Drama, based on journalist Mariane Pearl's account of her husband's kidnapping and murder by a militant group. Mariane was pregnant when she travelled with husband and fellow journalist Daniel to Pakistan. When Daniel disappears without trace after an interview, the frantic search for him turns into a media frenzy. Starring Angelina Jolie, Dan Futterman and Archie Panjabi (subtitles)
8 Apr 03 1:00am Film4 Black Christmas (1974) (on 3 times)
The festive celebrations in a college sorority house are brought to an abrupt end by an obscene phone caller who begins to stalk and kill the girls. Horror, starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder and Andrea Martin
6.7 Apr 03 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie (2000) (on 2 times)
A teenager is thrilled to find he's developed the power to control other people's actions - especially when tantalising temptress Emmanuelle puts in an appearance. Raunchy adventure, starring Holly Sampson, Will Burke, Alexis Thorpe and Amy Brassette
7.4 Apr 03 1:05am Sky Crime & Thriller Gone Baby Gone (2007) (on 2 times)
A tough Boston neighbourhood becomes the centre of a media circus when a four-year-old girl goes missing. A private detective is reluctantly drawn into the case when the child's aunt hires him to find her and as he investigates around the area he grew up in, he discovers a web of secrets and deceit surrounding the disappearance. Crime drama, starring Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris (subtitles)
4.3 Apr 03 1:15am Sky Showcase Patton (1970)
Oscar-winning World War Two biopic of the American general admired for his brilliant tactical skills and ability to inspire his men to great things. But this complex man was equally noted for his abrasive temper, egotism and consuming sense of rivalry, which so antagonised his superiors he was eventually relieved of his command. Starring George C Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates and Stephen Young
8.8 Apr 03 1:20am ITV1 London Fiddler on the Roof (1971) (on 3 times)
A poor Jewish milkman is set on finding good husbands for his three eldest daughters while coming to terms with the pressures of village life in Tsarist Russia. Unfortunately, his well-meaning plan is hampered by the girls' obstinate insistence on making their own marital choices. Norman Jewison's musical, starring Topal, Norma Crane, Paul Michael Glaser and Leonard Frey (subtitles)
6.8 Apr 03 1:25am Channel 4 One Hour Photo (2002) (on 6 times)
A lonely photo technician develops an increasing obsession with a seemingly perfect couple and their child, whose pictures he processes - but when he uncovers evidence of marital infidelity, he resolves to expose the truth, regardless of the cost. Psychological thriller, starring Robin Williams, Connie Nielsen, Michael Vartan, Gary Cole and Dylan Smith (subtitles)
5.7 Apr 03 1:25am BBC2 London Girl from Rio (2001) (on 3 times)
A bank clerk with a passion for samba discovers his wife has left him, and in a moment of madness robs his employer and hotfoots it to Rio in search of a famous and gorgeous Brazilian dancer. When he ends up spending the night with the sultry swinger he thinks his luck has changed - but wakes to find his lady and the loot have gone. Comedy, starring Hugh Laurie, Vanessa Nunes and Santiago Segura (subtitles)
- Apr 03 1:30am Sky Family Doctor Strange (2007)
A surgeon embarks on a perilous journey to Tibet to learn the secret of ancient healing techniques. But instead he returns endowed with phenomenal mystical powers, which come in handy when a horde of monsters threatens to overrun the world. Animated adventure, based on the comic book series, with the voices of Bryce Johnson and Jonathan Adams
5.5 Apr 03 1:45am Sky Classics Sabrina (1954)
A chauffeur's daughter falls for her father's employer, and to recover from the ensuing rejection flees to Paris. Upon her return, the playboy she set her heart on is suddenly interested again - despite being on the brink of marriage. His older brother tries to save the wedding by romancing her himself. Romantic comedy, starring Audrey Hepburn, William Holden, Humphrey Bogart, John Williams and Walter Hampden (subtitles)
6.5 Apr 03 2:00am Sky Sci-fi & Horror 100 Feet (2008)
A woman who killed her abusive husband in self defence is released from prison and placed on house arrest. Already having to contend with a cop determined to see her back in prison watching her every movement, she faces a fight to survive when she is haunted by her husband's vengeful ghost. Horror, starring Famke Janssen, Bobby Cannavale and Ed Westwick
6.5 Apr 03 2:15am Sky Comedy Drillbit Taylor (2008)
Three kids fall foul of the local bully on their first day at high school, so they advertise for a bodyguard. They end up hiring a low-rent mercenary, but unfortunately their newfound protector is not quite the hardened soldier of fortune he claims to be. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann, Nate Hartley and Troy Gentle (subtitles)
6.4 Apr 03 2:20am Sky Action & Adventure Exit Wounds (2001)
A maverick cop is transferred to a tough new precinct. He is determined to make a difference to the lawless streets, but comes to realise his fellow officers are even more corrupt than the local hoods - and are on the verge of completing a major drug deal. Thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Isaiah Washington and Tom Arnold
9.6 Apr 03 3:00am Sky Indie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
The crusading grown-ups of the Colorado town lead America into war against Canada - thanks to the filthy humour of TV stars Terrance and Phillip. The four young heroes set out to bring peace to the world, but must battle a fearsome alliance between Satan and Saddam Hussein. Animated musical comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as well as George Clooney, Eric Idle and Isaac Hayes (subtitles)
- Apr 03 3:00am Movies24 Love Notes (2007)
A country singer and a classical music critic have a one-night stand and expect never to see one another again. When their night of passion ends in an unplanned pregnancy, they are pushed into an uneasy relationship. Drama, starring Laura Leighton and Antonio Cupo
7.9 Apr 03 3:05am Sky Crime & Thriller Cape Fear (1991) (on 2 times)
A psychopathic rapist is released from prison after 14 years, and plots revenge on the defence attorney he blames for his imprisonment. Subjecting the lawyer and his family to a terrifying campaign of intimidation, he uses his knowledge of the law to keep himself untouchable. Martin Scorsese's thriller, starring Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange
8 Apr 03 3:30am Sky Drama & Romance The Express (2008)
Biopic of American footballer Ernie Davis, who had a spectacular run of sporting success on the college circuit between 1958 and 1962, becoming an icon for the civil rights movement and breaking new ground for black players in the process. However, his plans to turn professional were cut short when he was diagnosed with leukaemia. Starring Rob Brown and Dennis Quaid (subtitles)
- Apr 03 3:45am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1994)
The disfigured scientist-turned-crimefighter learns his hated arch-enemy is still alive, and has enlisted the aid of an insane weapons manufacturer to create a deadly hi-tech weapon. The vigilante uses his arsenal of disguises to infiltrate his foe's gang and turn the criminals against each other. Superhero thriller, starring Arnold Vosloo and Larry Drake (subtitles)
10 Apr 03 3:50am Sky Classics Sweet Charity (1969)
A lonely but optimistic dancer in a seedy nightclub goes in search of true love, but finds instead a succession of deceitful men who only let her down. When she meets a shy, claustrophobic man in a lift, she thinks he might be the one - but tries to keep her past a secret. Musical, with Shirley MacLaine, John McMartin, Ricardo Montalban and Sammy Davis Jr, and featuring songs including The Rhythm of Life and Big Spender (subtitles)
10 Apr 03 4:00am Sky Comedy Lovewrecked (2005)
A teenage girl working at a tropical resort is overjoyed to learn her favourite rock star is soon to be a guest. When the singer falls overboard from a ship, she swims out to save him and takes him to a nearby beach, where she manages to convince him they are stranded alone together on a desert island - despite being only a short walk from the hotel. Romantic comedy, starring Amanda Bynes and Chris Carmack (subtitles)
6.7 Apr 03 4:00am Sci-fi The Dead Will Tell (2004) (on 3 times)
A lawyer is given an antique engagement ring by her boyfriend, but her initial joy soon turns to fear when she is visited by the spirit of the ring's previous owner, a woman who was murdered and is trying to enlist her help in bringing the killer to justice. Thriller, starring Anne Heche, Kathleen Quinlan and Chris Sarandon
3 Apr 03 4:05am Sky Showcase Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957)
An American Marine corporal stationed on a South Pacific island during World War Two and a novice nun on a mission are forced into the hills when Japanese forces arrive and set up military bases. Before long the pair develop strong emotional ties, but in resisting their feelings for each other the relationship becomes one of deep mutual respect. Oscar-winning wartime romantic drama, written and directed by John Huston, with Robert Mitchum and Deborah Kerr
9 Apr 03 4:15am Sky Modern Greats Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Collector's Edition (1977)
An electrical repairman sees a fleet of UFOs flying overhead and finds himself obsessed by images of a mountain, driving his wife to despair. Meanwhile, a woman develops a similar fixation after her son mysteriously vanishes, and a team of scientists investigates a series of strange events around the world. They are all drawn to Devil's Tower in Wyoming, where the aliens are about to make contact. Alternate cut of Steven Spielberg's sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss, Francois Truffaut and Teri Garr (subtitles)
6 Apr 03 4:30am Sky Family Booky and the Secret Santa (2007)
A bookish youngster in depression-era Canada tries to make sure her family enjoy a happy Christmas despite her father losing his job. She also faces losing her best friend, whose mother does not approve of her daughter associating with poor people. Family drama sequel, with Rachel Marcus and Megan Follows
2.5 Apr 03 4:40am Sky Action & Adventure Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
A dedicated Los Angeles cop's overprotective mother joins him to rid the streets of crime after witnessing a murder. Comedy, starring Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Roger Rees and Martin Ferrero (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 03 12:10am ITV4 + 1 Boogeyman (2004) (on 2 times)
A man is haunted all his life by the death of his father when he was a child, which at the time he thought was the work of a nightmarish monster. He heads back to his home town, convinced the terrifying memories of his dad's grisly demise cannot be real - but fate soon forces him to change his mind. Horror, starring Barry Watson, Lucy Lawless, Emily Deschanel and Andrew Glover. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8 Apr 03 12:20am Sky Comedy Pineapple Express (2008)
A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime. Realising this means they can be traced, he and his dealer go on the run, but their weed-induced paranoia proves a handicap when people really are out to get them. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco (subtitles)
5.4 Apr 03 12:30am Sky Action & Adventure Fire Down Below (1997)
An undercover government agent goes all out to stop a wealthy tycoon dumping toxic waste in abandoned mine shafts in the Appalachian Mountains. Action adventure, starring Steven Seagal, Kris Kristofferson, Harry Dean Stanton, Stephen Lang and Marg Helgenberger (subtitles)
6 Apr 03 6:45pm fiver +1 Stuart ... (2005) (on 2 times)
The family spends a holiday at a cabin near Lake Garland, but when a mysterious beast kidnaps Snowbell, Stuart and his new skunk-friend Reeko venture deep into the woods to rescue him. Animated adventure, featuring the voice of Michael J Fox. With Geena Davis and Hugh Laurie (subtitles)
5 Apr 03 6:50pm TCM Broadway Danny Rose (1984) (on 2 times)
A small-time showbiz agent's enthusiastic attempts to promote an over-the-hill Italian singer earn him a place on the Mafia hit list. Comedy, directed by and starring Woody Allen. With Mia Farrow, Nick Apollo Forte, Sandy Baron and Milton Berle
8.7 Apr 03 6:55pm ITV2 Apollo 13 (1995) (on 4 times)
Fact-based drama about the ill-fated 1970 Apollo 13 mission to the moon. Crew leader Jim Lovell is faced with a nightmare when the routine mission suffers an on-board explosion - leaving the team stranded in space with a dwindling oxygen supply while the team at ground control try to find a way to bring them safely back to Earth. With Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton, Ed Harris and Gary Sinise (subtitles)
4.7 Apr 03 7:00pm BBC4 Oklahoma! (1955) (on 3 times)
A lonesome cowboy sets out to win the heart of his one true love - but faces stiff competition from an evil ranch hand. Rodgers and Hammerstein's romantic Western musical, starring Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones, Rod Steiger, Gene Nelson, Gloria Grahame and Charlotte Greenwood (subtitles)
5.5 Apr 03 7:00pm Disney The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008) (on 3 times)
The girl group travels to India to star in a Bollywood movie. However, the inseparable friends become rivals when they learn there is only one part on offer and they are going to have to compete against each other to get it. Comedy sequel, starring Adrienne Bailon, Sabrina Bryan and Kiely Williams
6.4 Apr 03 7:15pm fiver Grounded (2006) (on 5 times)
Six youngsters, each travelling alone over Christmas from one divorced parent to another, find themselves stranded in the airport during a snowstorm. But when the airline employee given the job of dealing with passengers abandons his post, the kids find they have the freedom of the place and proceed to run riot. Family comedy, starring Lewis Black, Wilmer Vanderrama, Tyler James Williams and Dyllan Christopher
9 Apr 03 7:20pm Film4 Hot Shots! (1991) (on 3 times)
A pilot joins an elite squad to take part in a dangerous mission, where he faces a tough struggle to live down his father's bad reputation - and win the love of a glamorous psychiatrist. Comedy sending up action movies, principally Top Gun, starring Charlie Sheen, Lloyd Bridges, Valeria Golino, Cary Elwes, Kevin Dunn and William O'Leary
6.8 Apr 03 7:50pm Sky Indie Mongol: The Rise to Power of Genghis Khan (2008)
The story of the formative years of the renowned conqueror. The future Khan is taken into slavery as a boy, following his father's death. From his downtrodden beginnings, he rises to become a mighty leader of his people, uniting the Steppe tribes under his rule and engaging in a bitter rivalry with a former friend. Starring Tadanobu Asano and Honglei Sun
4.7 Apr 03 8:00pm Watch Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) (on 10 times)
The high-kicking trio return, this time hunting down the villains responsible for stealing two encoded rings containing top-secret information - but a rogue agent is determined to ensure they fail. Action adventure sequel, starring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu, with Demi Moore, John Cleese and Bernie Mac
8.7 Apr 03 8:00pm Five USA The Cannonball Run (1981) (on 4 times)
A rogue car racer and his manic sidekick compete in an illegal race across America. The crafty duo plan to use an ambulance to keep one step ahead of the police, but face stiff competition from other eccentric speed enthusiasts, all of whom have plenty of dirty tricks up their sleeves. Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Dom DeLuise
3.9 Apr 03 8:00pm G.O.L.D Look Who's Talking Too (1990) (on 5 times)
Wisecracking toddler Mikey is joined by mischievous baby sister Julie and sibling rivalry inevitably erupts - while their parents have problems of their own to deal with, in the shape of the kids' good-for-nothing uncle. Comedy sequel, starring John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, with the voices of Bruce Willis and Rosanne Barr
7.3 Apr 03 8:00pm Sky Classics Samson and Delilah (1949)
An incredibly strong man whose strength lies in his abundant hair is beguiled and then betrayed by a vengeful woman who resolves to rob him of the source of his power. Cecil B DeMille's Oscar-winning adaptation of the biblical tale, starring Victor Mature, Hedy Lamarr, George Sanders, Angela Lansbury and Henry Wilcox (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 03 8:00pm Sky Drama & Romance Notting Hill (1999)
A recently divorced bookshop owner finds love with a glamorous Hollywood film star, but ends up the focus of unwanted media interest - which nearly brings their relationship to a premature end. Romantic comedy written by Richard Curtis, starring Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Rhys Ifans, Emma Chambers, James Dreyfus and Gina McKee
9.2 Apr 03 8:00pm Sky Showcase The Great Escape (1963)
Allied prisoners held in a supposedly escape-proof maximum-security detention camp during World War Two plan an ingenious mass breakout by digging an underground tunnel. However, even when free of the camp, making it across occupied Europe proves a dangerous journey. Drama, starring Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough, James Coburn, Donald Pleasence, James Garner and Charles Bronson
7 Apr 03 8:00pm Sky Family Inkheart (2008)
Mo Folchart possesses the unusual ability to make characters he reads about in books come to life. When he unleashes a fictional villain to cause mayhem in the real world, Mo and his daughter must find a way to put him back in the book. Fantasy adventure, starring Brendan Fraser, Andy Serkis and Helen Mirren (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 03 9:00pm Film4 Alfie (1966) (on 3 times)
A cockney lothario leads a charmed life, enjoying casual sex with as many women as possible with no thought of the consequences. However, a series of unexpected setbacks forces him to reflect on his lifestyle. Comedy drama, starring Michael Caine, Jane Asher, Shelley Winters and Denholm Elliott (subtitles)
5.9 Apr 03 9:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Max Payne (2008)
A tormented cop searches in vain for the man who killed his wife while also investigating a series of murders connected to an experimental drug that causes nightmarish hallucinations. However, he finds himself pursued by a vengeful woman who thinks he was involved in the death of her sister. Action thriller, based on the video game, starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis and Beau Bridges (subtitles)
- Apr 03 9:00pm Movies24 Firetrap (2001)
A thief specialising in hi-tech assignments embarks on a project for a mystery client, which stretches his skills to the limit. Thriller, starring Dean Cain, Richard Tyson, Dale Godboldo, Lori Petty and Mel Harris
- Apr 03 9:00pm TCM The Boyfriend School (1990) (on 4 times)
A man recovering from chemotherapy despairs of ever finding love, but his sister, a successful novelist, helps him to impress the girl of his dreams by concocting an alter ego as a tough New Zealand biker. Romantic comedy, starring Shelley Long, Steve Guttenberg, Jami Gertz, Kyle MacLachlan and Madchen Amick
8.5 Apr 03 9:00pm Sky1 Ghost (1990) (on 6 times)
A murdered executive remains on Earth in spirit form and tries to find a way to help his girlfriend bring his killer to justice, enlisting the aid of a scatterbrained fake medium who is shocked to find her phoney abilities are all too real. Romantic fantasy, starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore and an Oscar-winning Whoopi Goldberg
6.3 Apr 03 9:00pm Sky Comedy Meet Dave (2008)
A crew of tiny aliens on a mission to save their homeworld travels to Earth aboard a spacecraft in human form. However, the miniature explorers are unprepared for their ship falling in love. Sci-fi comedy, starring Eddie Murphy and Elizabeth Banks (subtitles)
6.9 Apr 03 9:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Scorpion King (2002)
A ruthless warlord resolves to rid the desert of its few remaining tribes, prompting them to seek the help of a legendary assassin to end the despot's reign of terror by destroying his source of power - a beautiful but deadly sorceress. Fantasy action adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson, Steven Brand, Kelly Hu and Michael Clarke Duncan
6.3 Apr 03 9:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller RocknRolla (2008) (on 2 times)
A Russian mob boss sets up a profitable real estate scam in London and soon every criminal in the city is after their share. The gangster's accountant hires a trio of crooks to take her boss's millions, while a rock star with a penchant for faking his own death causes further mayhem by stealing a valuable painting. Guy Ritchie's crime comedy, starring Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson and Thandie Newton (subtitles)
6.8 Apr 03 9:00pm Virgin 1 Married to the Mob (1988) (on 3 times)
The unhappy wife of a Mafia hitman finds the perfect chance to escape the world of organised crime when her husband is killed. But any hopes of breaking free to start a new life are soon curtailed when she finds both mobsters and the FBI hot on her trail. Gangster comedy, starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Dean Stockwell, Matthew Modine, Alec Baldwin, Mercedes Ruehl, Oliver Platt and Joan Cusack
6.6 Apr 03 9:00pm fiver Vegas Vacation (1997) (on 5 times)
The disaster-prone Griswold family takes a trip to America's gambling capital. Hapless husband Clark's gambling spirals out of control and threatens to cost him everything - although his son fares much better, provided he can keep his age a secret. Comedy, starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo and Randy Quaid
6.2 Apr 03 9:05pm Channel 4 The Italian Job (2003) (on 6 times)
A crook double-crosses his partners in crime, a betrayal that leaves their friend and mentor dead. One year later, they regroup and come up with a daring plan to exact revenge on the traitor and reclaim their ill-gotten gains. Crime thriller inspired by the 1969 movie, starring Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green and Donald Sutherland (subtitles)
8.4 Apr 03 9:40pm ITV2 The Sixth Sense (1999) (on 4 times)
A child psychologist, disheartened after the suicide of a former patient, takes on the case of a terrified boy haunted by ghostly apparitions, and tries to help him discover what the spirits want from him. M Night Shyamalan's supernatural thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette and Olivia Williams (subtitles)
8 Apr 03 10:00pm Sky Family Son of Rambow (2008) (on 2 times)
A boy from a strict religious family who has never watched television in his life is blown away when a rebellious classmate shows him a pirate video of a Rambo film. An unlikely friendship develops and the sheltered youngster finds an outlet for his over-active imagination as they set about making their own action movie. Coming-of-age comedy, starring Bill Milner, Will Poulter and Jessica Hynes (subtitles)
7.1 Apr 03 10:00pm Sky Indie Rec (2007)
A TV reporter and her cameraman accompany a fire brigade on a seemingly mundane emergency call to an apartment building. When they arrive, they are plunged into a nightmare from which they will struggle to escape with their lives. Spanish horror, starring Manuela Velasco and Ferran Terraza
7 Apr 03 10:00pm E4 Final Destination 3 (2006) (on 5 times)
Minutes before boarding a rollercoaster with her friends, a high-school graduate has a premonition they will all die and persuades them to get off the ride - just before it crashes. However, death seems intent on catching up with the teenagers, as one by one they meet a gruesome end. Horror sequel, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman and Kris Lemche (subtitles)
4.8 Apr 03 10:00pm Sci-fi Fortress 2: Re-Entry (1999) (on 6 times)
Troubled hero Brennick is captured once again by the Men-Tel corporation. This time he is imprisoned in a new sophisticated fortress on board a space station - but the evil regime doesn't reckon on Brennick's determination to ensure its downfall and return to his wife and son on Earth. Sci-fi thriller, starring Christopher Lambert, Patrick Malahide, Anthony C Hall and Liz May Brice
3.9 Apr 03 10:00pm Sky3 Shark Swarm (2008) (on 3 times)
When a ruthless real estate tycoon poisons the water in a seaside bay to destroy the fishing economy, he does not count on the chemicals making the resort's shark population even more ferocious, acquiring a taste for human flesh. It is left to a group of local fishermen to hunt the deadly creatures before any more of the local residents meet a gruesome demise. Thriller, starring John Schneider and Daryl Hannah
7.2 Apr 03 10:10pm Sky Classics Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
Lounge singers Lorelei and Dorothy head for Paris in search of rich husbands. While Dorothy falls for a penniless man, Lorelei thinks she has found the millionaire of her dreams, only for his father to hire a private eye to spy on her and prove she is a gold-digger. Howard Hawks' musical comedy, starring Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Charles Coburn and Elliott Reid (subtitles)
5.2 Apr 03 10:35pm BBC2 London Pearl Harbor (2001) (on 3 times)
The reported death of a pilot during World War Two leaves his girlfriend seeking solace in the arms of his one-time best friend - until the supposedly dead airman turns up. However, when the Japanese launch their bombing raid on the US base, the three of them have to put their personal problems aside. Romantic drama, starring Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale and Cuba Gooding Jr (subtitles)
8.2 Apr 03 10:35pm Sky Comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri find themselves facing a severe cash flow problem. An encounter with a porn star at a school reunion gives them the idea to settle their debts by making their own X-rated movie - a raunchy parody of Star Wars. However, they find having sex for the cameras makes them take a long hard look at their feelings for each other. Kevin Smith's comedy, starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks (subtitles)
8.5 Apr 03 10:50pm Sky Action & Adventure Taken (2008)
An American teenager travelling through Europe is abducted by a gang of sex traffickers. However, what the kidnappers do not realise is that the girl's father is a former CIA agent, who uses all his old skills to track down the criminals and rescue his daughter. Thriller, starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace (subtitles)
- Apr 03 11:00pm TCM Back to School (1986) (on 2 times)
A middle-aged millionaire visits his son at university and decides to help out by enrolling as a freshman himself. Unfortunately, his assistance consists of throwing wild parties and trying to seduce an alluring English teacher. Comedy, starring Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, Keith Gordon and Burt Young
8.6 Apr 03 11:15pm Channel 4 Pan's Labyrinth (2006) (on 6 times)
In the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War, inquisitive youngster Ofelia is taken by her pregnant mother to live with the wicked Capitan Vidal. In the surroundings of her new abode, the fairytale-obsessed girl ventures into an elaborate stone labyrinth, where she encounters a mysterious faun. The creature sets Ofelia a series of disturbing tasks which she must complete to journey to an underground kingdom, where she will be restored to the throne as a princess. Guillermo del Toro's period fantasy, starring Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil
8 Apr 03 11:25pm Sky Indie F For Fake (1973)
Documentary about the art of forgery and fakers, directed and presented by Orson Welles, whose War of the Worlds radio broadcast fooled millions of Americans in 1938. The film itself merges fiction with reality by splicing in footage of a notorious hoax biographer Clifford Irving, who reviews the work of Hungarian painter Elmyr de Hory
- Apr 03 11:45pm Sky Family Sweet Nothing in My Ear (2008)
When a boy loses his hearing, his parents are divided over what to do. His father wants him to receive an implant that will restore his hearing, but his mother, who is also deaf, is offended by the idea of `fixing' her son. Drama, starring Jeff Daniels, Marlee Matlin and Noah Valencia (subtitles)
5.3 Apr 03 11:50pm Sky Classics The Beguiled (1971)
A wounded Union soldier is given refuge in a girls' boarding school in the Confederate south during the American Civil War. However, his presence provokes jealousy and deceit in the students and teachers, and in an atmosphere of emotional and sexual repression they succumb to his overt masculinity and arts of seduction. Drama, starring Clint Eastwood, Geraldine Page, Elizabeth Hartman and Jo Ann Harris (subtitles)
3.5 Apr 03 11:50pm Sci-fi Toxic Skies (2008) (on 3 times)
Disease specialist Dr Tess Martin investigates a mysterious illness ravaging a town. As the situation escalates, the area is placed under quarantine, leaving the doctor racing against time to find a cure. Drama, starring Anne Heche and James Tupper
6.4 Apr 03 11:50pm ITV2 Basic Instinct (1992) (on 4 times)
A hard-drinking San Francisco cop investigates a grisly ice-pick murder - but his normally well-honed intuition starts letting him down as he falls for the sultry and manipulative chief suspect, the victim's former girlfriend. Thriller from director Paul Verhoeven, starring Sharon Stone, Michael Douglas, George Dzundza and Jeanne Tripplehorn (subtitles)
5.5 Apr 04 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle and the Art of Love (2000)
The voluptuous vixen returns to take on art thieves, waiters and strippers, before padlocking herself to a radiator in the hope that a lusty locksmith will come to her aid. Erotic drama, starring Holly Sampson
5.3 Apr 04 1:25am ITV4 + 1 Year of the Gun (1991) (on 2 times)
An American journalist covering political news in Rome finds his life endangered by Red Brigade terrorists, who suspect him of investigating their activities. Unfortunately for him, they are in the middle of plotting a daring kidnapping - and will protect their plans by any means necessary. Thriller, starring Andrew McCarthy, Sharon Stone, Valeria Golino and John Pankow. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
3.5 Apr 04 1:30am ITV1 London The Paper (1994) (on 3 times)
A harassed news editor has to juggle work with his complex private life, and finds the many demands of looming deadlines getting in the way of his relationship with his pregnant wife. Comedy drama directed by Ron Howard, chronicling a day in the offices of a New York tabloid. Starring Michael Keaton, Glenn Close, Marisa Tomei, Robert Duvall and Randy Quaid (subtitles)
8.5 Apr 04 1:40am Sky Comedy Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
A hitman suffering a crisis of confidence combines a trip to his home town to carry out his latest assassination job and to attend a school reunion. His troubled life is complicated further by an encounter with his lost love and the presence of a rival assassin. Black comedy drama, starring John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd, Joan Cusack, Alan Arkin and Hank Azaria (subtitles)
- Apr 04 1:50am BBC2 London Quatermass 2 (1957) (on 3 times)
The heroic scientist investigates when meteorites bombard a small town. He discovers the place has been devastated, but also finds a mysterious factory that conceals the base of operations for an alien plot to take over the world. Hammer sci-fi horror sequel, starring Brian Donlevy, Bryan Forbes, Sid James and John Longden (subtitles)
8.8 Apr 04 1:50am Sky Indie Angel (2007)
A grocer's daughter in Edwardian England becomes the toast of high society when her romantic novels become a sensation. But success fails to bring happiness, as her personal life becomes increasingly complex. Her female assistant falls madly in love with her, but she marries the besotted employee's brother. Period romantic drama, starring Romola Garai, Sam Neill and Charlotte Rampling (subtitles)
- Apr 04 2:00am Sky Drama & Romance Made of Honor (2008)
A single man realises he is in love with his female best friend, but has never done anything about it out of a fear of commitment. Everything changes when she returns from a business trip to Scotland with a new fiance in tow, leaving him determined to make sure the wedding doesn't go ahead. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd (subtitles)
8.4 Apr 04 2:15am Sky Modern Greats Fargo (1996)
A downtrodden car dealer arranges to have his wife abducted, hoping her father will pay the ransom. The crime goes out of control as his two bungling kidnappers leave a trail of seemingly motiveless murders in their wake, and soon have a determined pregnant police chief on their trail. Tragicomic thriller from the Coen brothers, starring Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi and William H Macy (subtitles)
- Apr 04 3:00am Movies24 The Party Never Stops: Diary of a Binge Drinker (2007)
A college freshman succumbs to peer pressure, but develops a problem with drinking to excess, placing her promising athletic future in jeopardy - not to mention her relationships with those she cares about. Drama, starring Sara Paxton, Chelsea Hobbs, James Kirk, Nancy Travis and Alexia Fast
10 Apr 04 3:30am Sky Family The Wild Stallion (2009)
A girl plays a visit to her friend, who lives on a ranch, and takes photographs of a herd of wild horses in the area. However, the pair soon discover a plot that endangers the animals and do everything they can to protect them. Family drama, starring Miranda Cosgrove, Danielle Chuchran and Fred Ward
- Apr 04 3:35am Sky Comedy Strange Wilderness (2008)
A pot-smoking slacker inherits his late father's wildlife TV show - but finds it is on the brink of cancellation. Needing to do something spectacular to keep the series on the air, the new presenter leads an expedition to prove the existence of Bigfoot. Comedy, starring Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill and Ashley Scott (subtitles)
4 Apr 04 3:55am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Thor: Hammer of the Gods (2009)
A band of Viking warriors journeys to a cursed island in search of a mystical weapon. However, the isle is inhabited by a horde of ferocious werewolves under the command of the dreaded monster Fenris. Fantasy adventure, starring Zachery Ty Bryan and Mac Brandt (subtitles)
- Apr 04 4:00am Sky Modern Greats The Electric Horseman (1979)
A washed-up former rodeo star steals a maltreated thoroughbred horse and rides it cross-country to decent grazing land - hotly pursued by a relentless TV newscaster eager for a scoop. Drama, starring Robert Redford, Jane Fonda, Valerie Perrine and Willie Nelson. Directed by Sydney Pollack
- Apr 04 4:15am Sky Drama & Romance The Russell Girl (2008)
A medical student diagnosed with leukaemia returns home to visit her parents. Keeping her condition a secret from her family, she is met with suspicion by the neighbours and comes to realise she must confront a traumatic incident from her past. Drama, starring Amber Tamblyn, Jennifer Ehle, Henry Czerny and Paul Wesley
5.6 Apr 04 4:40am Sky Action & Adventure Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: ... (1995)
The tyrannical Ivan Ooze is accidentally released from his super-secure prison by dim-witted construction workers after 6,000 years in captivity. Vowing to conquer the Earth, he unleashes a reign of terror on Los Angeles - leaving the colour-coded champions fighting to save the world from his evil clutches. Sci-fi adventure, starring Paul Freeman, David Yost, Jason David Frank, Steve Cardenas, Karan Ashley and Johnny Yong Bosch (subtitles)
- Apr 04 12:00am Sky Classics The Bible (1966)
Oscar-winning director John Huston's epic re-telling of the Book of Genesis, chronicling the stories of Adam and Eve, Noah and the flood and Abraham and Isaac. Richard Harris stars as murderous Cain, with Peter O'Toole, Michael Parks, Ava Gardner and George C Scott. Huston cast himself as the voice of God (subtitles)
7.6 Apr 04 12:10am Sky Indie Serial Mom (1994)
An all-American housewife takes protecting her family to extreme measures. She runs a spick-and-span household and is a dedicated mother, but beneath the veneer of the highly respectable and very polite matriarch is the mind of a sociopath fixed on destroying anyone who offends her. Black comedy, directed and written by John Waters, and starring Kathleen Turner, Ricki Lake, Sam Waterston and Matthew Lillard (subtitles)
6.8 Apr 04 12:15am BBC1 London Grumpy Old Men (1993) (on 3 times)
Two cantankerous elderly neighbours have known each other a lifetime, and to liven up their otherwise dull existences they continually trade insults - but the arrival of an attractive widow in the area gives them real grounds to argue. Comedy, starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, Burgess Meredith and Daryl Hannah (subtitles)
6.2 Apr 04 12:30am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Friday the 13th (1980)
A lakeside summer camp with a grisly past reopens after 20 years, despite warnings of impending doom. However, it is not long before a series of gory murders is causing pandemonium among the students. Horror, starring Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Harry Crosby and Laurie Bartram, as well as an early appearance by Kevin Bacon
- Apr 04 12:35am Sky Modern Greats The Last Hard Men (1976)
A recently escaped convict plots to take revenge on the retired lawman who once imprisoned him for robbing a train. Western, starring Charlton Heston, James Coburn and Barbara Hershey
6.7 Apr 04 12:40am Sky Action & Adventure Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Headstrong cop Martin Riggs and his cautious partner Roger Murtaugh stumble across a South African diplomat plotting to traffic drugs into America via his embassy. Protected by his diplomatic immunity, the crook seems sure to evade the law - while his chief henchman has a connection to Riggs' traumatic past. Action thriller sequel, with Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci and Patsy Kensit
8.9 Apr 04 12:50am Film4 Tales from Earthsea (2006) (on 3 times)
A wizard sets out to find the cause of a series of disturbing, unexplained events devastating the kingdom he lives in. During his travels, he meets a teenage boy haunted by disturbing visions which he believes are linked to the growing crisis, and also discovers an old enemy has returned to take revenge. Animated fantasy, based on Ursula K Le Guin's series of novels, with the voices of Timothy Dalton, Willem Dafoe and Matt Levin
9.4 Apr 04 6:05pm fiver Oliver! (1968) (on 5 times)
Musical version of Charles Dickens' classic tale about a lonely workhouse orphan who ends up on the cold streets of London, where he falls under the wing of petty crook Fagin and his gang of young backstreet thieves. Starring Ron Moody, Mark Lester, Oliver Reed, Jack Wild, Harry Secombe, Shani Wallis and Leonard Rossiter (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 04 6:20pm ITV2 +1 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) (on 2 times)
Penniless Charlie Bucket is one of five lucky children who finds a golden ticket in a chocolate bar, winning a once-in-a-lifetime tour of eccentric recluse Willy Wonka's magical sweet factory. Unfortunately, the other winners face a grim fate when they start to misbehave. Tim Burton's children's fantasy, based on Roald Dahl's novel, starring Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, Helena Bonham Carter, and Deep Roy playing all the Oompa Loompas (subtitles)
- Apr 04 6:40pm TCM Comes a Horseman (1978) (on 2 times)
Hard-working ranchers resolve to take action against an unscrupulous land baron planning to turn their valley into an oilfield. Alan J Pakula's Forties-set Western, starring James Caan, Jane Fonda, Jason Robards and Richard Farnsworth
6.4 Apr 04 6:45pm Sky Action & Adventure Executive Decision (1996)
Terrorists armed with the world's most lethal nerve gas take over an airliner and demand a massive ransom - and only a crack team of intelligence experts can stop them before they carry out their threat to destroy Washington DC. Action thriller, starring Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal, Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, David Suchet and John Leguizamo
8 Apr 04 7:00pm BBC4 South Pacific (1958) (on 3 times)
A naval nurse falls in love with a French plantation owner on an American-held island during World War Two. However, dark secrets from his past result in her having to leave the colony and embark on a perilous mission with the help of a US Navy officer. Romantic musical based on the Rodgers and Hammerstein Broadway show, with Mitzi Gaynor, Rossano Brazzi and John Kerr. Part of The Great American Songbook strand (subtitles)
8.1 Apr 04 7:00pm Disney Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009) (on 3 times)
Teenage wizard Alex casts a spell that accidentally changes history so her parents never fell in love. She and her brothers face a race against time to put things right before they are erased from existence. Fantasy adventure, starring Selena Gomez and David Henrie (subtitles)
5.6 Apr 04 7:05pm Film4 Big Momma's House 2 (2006) (on 3 times)
Determined FBI agent Malcolm Turner again dons a fat suit and wig to pose as overweight and overeager Big Momma, who goes undercover as a nanny in a bid to gather vital information from a woman whose husband is under investigation for murder. Comedy sequel, starring Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Emily Procter (subtitles)
4.8 Apr 04 7:05pm five The Covenant (2006) (on 3 times)
Four teenagers at a prestigious New England academy have inherited mystical powers passed down through generations since the time of the Salem witch trials. However, when one of them uses his gifts for selfish reasons there are catastrophic consequences. Meanwhile, a fifth descendent emerges to lay claim to the powers he has been denied. Supernatural horror, with Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan and Laura Ramsey. Including Five News Update (subtitles)
7.4 Apr 04 7:10pm G.O.L.D +1 Carry On Henry (1971) (on 2 times)
King Henry VIII plots to rid himself of his new French wife when her craving for garlic becomes too much to cope with. However, he cannot afford to anger the king of France, and tries to make it look as if his queen has had an affair. Comedy, starring Sid James, Joan Sims, Kenneth Williams, Terry Scott, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor and Kenneth Connor (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 04 7:15pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Time Machine (2002)
A 19th-century scientist resolves to prove time travel is possible - and when his fiancee is killed, he embarks on a challenging mission to change the course of history. However, although his time machine works, he is still unable to alter past events - and as he journeys into the future, he finds himself in a terrifying situation. Sci-fi adventure, based on the HG Wells novel, with Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba (subtitles)
7 Apr 04 7:15pm ITV3 On the Buses (1971)
Wily bus driver Stan Butler thinks a new company policy that allows women behind the wheel will rob him of his precious overtime money. Enlisting the aid of conductor Jack, he does everything he can to sabotage the plan. Comedy, based on the TV series, starring Reg Varney, Bob Grant, Stephen Lewis, Doris Hare, Peter Madden and Anna Karen. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8 Apr 04 7:45pm Sky Indie Milk (2008)
Biopic of American gay rights activist Harvey Milk, whose political career led to him becoming the country's first openly homosexual elected official in the 1970s. This position placed him at the forefront of the fight against a proposed ban on gay people being employed in public schools. Directed by Gus Van Sant and starring Sean Penn, James Franco and Josh Brolin (subtitles)
4.2 Apr 04 8:00pm G.O.L.D Look Who's Talking Now (1993) (on 5 times)
A family take in two pet dogs, a scruffy mongrel with discipline problems and a prim and proper pedigree poodle, whose personality clashes create all sorts of mayhem for the household. Comedy sequel, starring John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, plus the voices of Diane Keaton and Danny DeVito as the canine duo
6.5 Apr 04 8:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller 21 (2008) (on 2 times)
A brilliant student hopes to study medicine, but has no way to raise the money needed. Salvation comes in the shape of a shady professor who recognises his talents and encourages him to put his mathematical skills to use by finding the perfect method to count cards and fleece casinos. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne (subtitles)
7.2 Apr 04 8:00pm Sky Showcase Australia (2008)
An aristocratic Englishwoman inherits a vast cattle station in Australia in the 1930s. When her land comes under threat from rival farmers, she is forced to lead her herd across the wilderness, falling for a tough stock-man and forming a friendship with a half-Aboriginal boy along the way. However, as they make their journey, the country is becoming drawn into World War Two. Epic romantic drama, starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman (subtitles)
5.2 Apr 04 8:00pm Sky Comedy Yes Man (2008)
A depressed and anti-social loans adviser attends a self-improvement course and decides to start saying yes to every opportunity that comes his way. His life is immediately transformed, but he soon realises that some invites should not be accepted and struggles to find a balance in his life. Comedy, loosely based on the autobiographical book by Danny Wallace, starring Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper and John Michael Higgins (subtitles)
5.5 Apr 04 8:00pm Sky Drama & Romance The Young Victoria (2009)
The turbulent early years of the monarch who, shortly after being crowned, became caught in a power struggle between her mother and scheming politicians Lord Melbourne and Sir Robert Peel. Meanwhile, a romance develops with her German cousin and eventual husband, Prince Albert. Historical drama, with Emily Blunt, Rupert Friend, Paul Bettany and Miranda Richardson (subtitles)
8 Apr 04 8:00pm Sky Classics The Hustler (1961) (on 2 times)
An arrogant pool shark challenges a renowned champion player, only to lose the match and end up broke with his confidence shattered. With the aid of a cut-throat manager, he sets about honing his skills for a rematch - but making it to the top could cost him everything. Oscar-winning drama, starring Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason, George C Scott, Piper Laurie, Murray Hamilton and Myron McCormick (subtitles)
6.6 Apr 04 9:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Quantum of Solace (2008)
James Bond sets out on a personal mission of vengeance as he pursues the secretive criminal organisation Quantum. His search leads him to the head of an ecological organisation, who is plotting to orchestrate a coup in a Latin American country to get his hands on a precious natural resource. Spy adventure sequel, starring Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Judi Dench, Gemma Arterton and Mathieu Amalric (subtitles)
7 Apr 04 9:00pm Movies24 The Last Drop (2005)
Special allied operatives are air-dropped behind enemy lines with the mission to capture a hoard of Nazi gold. However, when their plane is shot down short of the planned location, their chances of success appear slim. World War Two drama, starring Michael Madsen and Billy Zane
7.6 Apr 04 9:00pm five Layer Cake (2004) (on 3 times)
A London cocaine dealer is all set to leave the criminal world behind and start a new life abroad. However, his plans are threatened when he is asked to track down a gangster's drug-addicted daughter and locate a stolen shipment of Ecstasy. Crime thriller, starring Daniel Craig, Michael Gambon, Colm Meaney, Kenneth Cranham and Sienna Miller. Including Five News Update (subtitles)
7.2 Apr 04 9:00pm ITV3 Carry On Cleo (1964)
A captured Briton is mistaken for a heroic swordsman and promoted to the Roman Royal Guard, with orders to protect Julius Caesar. But the last thing he and the fated emperor expect is an assassination attempt from within Caesar's own circle of friends. Comedy, starring Amanda Barrie, Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
7.4 Apr 04 9:00pm More4 Kingdom of Heaven (2005) (on 3 times)
A blacksmith embarks on a crusade to Jerusalem, where he rises to knighthood and pledges to defend the city and its people. However, the city's ailing king has little time to live, and his efforts to maintain a fragile peace between Christians and Muslims seem doomed to die with him as factions on both sides scheme to seize power. Ridley Scott's historical epic, starring Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Liam Neeson and Edward Norton (subtitles)
6.2 Apr 04 9:00pm Film4 The Italian Job (1969) (on 3 times)
A crook puts together a motley gang to steal £4million in bullion from an Italian armoured car, which brings Turin to a standstill and enables them to make a quick getaway in a fleet of minis - but they end up falling foul of the Mafia along the way. Crime comedy, starring Michael Caine, Noel Coward, Benny Hill, Tony Beckley and John Le Mesurier (subtitles)
- Apr 04 9:00pm TCM Romantic Comedy (1983) (on 4 times)
Two playwrights have formed a successful creative partnership, but when they start to develop romantic feelings for each other, they struggle to resist, fearing it will damage their working relationship. Comedy, starring Dudley Moore and Mary Steenburgen
5.7 Apr 04 9:00pm Watch Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) (on 5 times)
The daredevil heroine returns on a new quest, this time to search the world for the legendary Pandora's Box. However, a devious scientist is determined to get his hands on it first and bring his cunning scheme to harness the box's power as a deadly weapon to fruition. Adventure sequel, starring Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciaran Hinds, Chris Barrie and Djimon Hounsou
5.5 Apr 04 9:50pm Sky Comedy How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
A self-promoting writer is offered a position on staff with an iconic fashion magazine thanks to his irreverent views on the world of celebrity. However, he soon discovers his opinions render him incapable of relating to the superficial celebrities he is expected to work with, not to mention his egotistical boss. Comedy based on Toby Young's memoirs, starring Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Jeff Bridges, Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson (subtitles)
- Apr 04 10:00pm Sky Indie Hurlyburly (1998)
A pair of Hollywood executives find their high-flying, drug-fuelled existences finally take their toll. Drama, starring Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Chazz Palminteri, Anna Paquin and Meg Ryan
6.8 Apr 04 10:00pm Sky Drama & Romance Seven Pounds (2008)
A man haunted by a tragedy he caused seeks redemption. Assuming his tax inspector brother's identity to gain access to people's private records, he sets out to atone by helping seven seemingly unconnected strangers with their problems - only to fall in love with one of the people he assists. Drama, starring Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Woody Harrelson and Barry Pepper (subtitles)
6.8 Apr 04 10:00pm Channel 4 Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) (on 6 times)
A man seems destined always to be the best man and never the groom, but his run of romantic misfortune looks set to change when he meets an American beauty. However, the prospect of a transatlantic relationship succeeding seems slim, so the pair go their separate ways - only for him to realise he is unable to get her out of his mind. Richard Curtis's comedy, with Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, John Hannah, Charlotte Coleman, Kristin Scott Thomas, Simon Callow and James Fleet (subtitles)
9.1 Apr 04 10:00pm Sky Modern Greats Gladiator (2000)
Roman general Maximus Decimus Meridius is a casualty of a power struggle between a corrupt Emperor and the senate. Ordered to be put to death along with his family, he escapes his would-be killers and is sold into slavery, only to become a gladiator and seek revenge for the murder of his wife and child. Oscar-winning period epic, with Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Derek Jacobi, Connie Nielsen and Richard Harris
6.9 Apr 04 10:05pm Sky Family Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
As the galaxy is engulfed in civil war, Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker and his new apprentice are sent on a vital rescue mission, unaware they are being led into a trap. Animated spin-off from the sci-fi saga, with the voices of Matt Lanter and Ashley Eckstein, while Christopher Lee, Samuel L Jackson and Anthony Daniels reprise their roles from the live action movies (subtitles)
4.8 Apr 04 10:10pm Sky Crime & Thriller Duplicity (2009) (on 2 times)
A former CIA agent and an ex-MI6 officer find their romantic past catching up with them as they go head-to-head working in counter-intelligence for multi-national corporations. As they try to outmanoeuvre one another to gain information about a lucrative product, they have difficulty maintaining a professional focus amid the sexual tension. Thriller, starring Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti (subtitles)
7.8 Apr 04 10:20pm Sky Classics 12 Angry Men (1957)
Twelve jurors convene to decide the verdict in a murder trial. While 11 of the group are thoroughly convinced the teenage defendant is guilty, one lone voice of reason refuses to cave in to pressure and passionately argues the case for his innocence. Sidney Lumet's legal drama, starring Henry Fonda, Lee J Cobb, Ed Begley, Martin Balsam and Jack Klugman star (subtitles)
6.7 Apr 04 10:55pm ITV3 The Best of Benny Hill (1974)
Compilation of the comedian's sketches from the television series that ran from 1969 to 1972. Featuring appearances by Nicholas Parsons, Jenny Lee Wright, Rita Webb, Patricia Hayes, Bob Todd, Henry McGee and Connie Georges. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8 Apr 04 11:00pm TCM Audrey Rose (1977) (on 2 times)
A happily married couple are stunned when a stranger tries to convince them their 12-year-old girl is the reincarnation of his dead daughter. Supernatural thriller, starring Anthony Hopkins, Marsha Mason, John Beck and Susan Swift
7.9 Apr 04 11:00pm Film4 The Business (2005) (on 3 times)
Jailbird Frankie flees Britain to start a new life on the Costa del Sol. He is soon drawn into the inner circle of a British gangster living in exile, but his relationship with a psychotic crook's girlfriend threatens to bring his criminal career to an abrupt end. Eighties-set comedy drama, starring Danny Dyer, Tamer Hassan and Geoff Bell (subtitles)
8.9 Apr 04 11:10pm BBC2 London Heat (1995) (on 3 times)
An armoured car hold-up puts a veteran police detective on the trail of a highly intelligent career criminal whom he is obsessively intent on capturing. Meanwhile, the robber is planning an elaborate bank heist as his final job before retiring, and a complex game of cat and mouse develops between the two. Michael Mann's crime thriller, starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight and Natalie Portman (subtitles)
6.7 Apr 04 11:10pm Watch Kill Bill: Vol One (2003) (on 5 times)
A female assassin wakes from a four-year coma and promptly sets out on a campaign to wipe out her erstwhile colleagues, who tried to kill her at her own wedding - one of whom is now the kingpin of the Tokyo underworld. The first part of Quentin Tarantino's two-part martial arts thriller, starring Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A Fox, Daryl Hannah and David Carradine (subtitles)
8.6 Apr 04 11:45pm Sky Comedy High Fidelity (2000)
A second-hand record shop owner snaps out of his obsession with list-making and music when his latest girlfriend dumps him, and decides to track down some old flames to find out why his relationships have always failed to last. Romantic comedy based on the novel by Nick Hornby, starring John Cusack, Iben Hjejle and Jack Black (subtitles)
- Apr 04 11:50pm Sky Family The Invincible Iron Man (2007)
A billionaire tycoon accidentally resurrects an ancient and tyrannical Chinese emperor. In order to destroy the evil he has unleashed on the world, he creates a hi-tech suit of armour, but faces a battle to the death with his foe's powerful henchmen, four warriors endowed with the powers of the elements. Animated superhero adventure, with the voices of Marc Worden and Fred Tatasciore
7.2 Mar 29 2:00am Sky Drama & Romance Pretty Woman (1990) (on 2 times)
A ruthless millionaire businessman hires a streetwise prostitute as an escort for a week - but realises he is falling madly in love with her in spite of their many differences. Romantic comedy, starring Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, with Ralph Bellamy and Laura San Giacomo (subtitles)
8.1 Mar 29 2:05am Film4 +1 The Luzhin Defence (2000)
A boy with an extraordinary gift for chess grows up to be a top-class player, but his troubled family life and lack of social skills damage his chances of finding love. Drama, based on the novel by Vladimir Nabokov, starring John Turturro, Emily Watson, Geraldine James and Stuart Wilson (subtitles)
5.4 Mar 29 2:25am Channel 4 + 1 Bamboozled (2000) (on 3 times)
A TV executive decides to resurrect the black-and-white minstrels of yesteryear with a controversial new twist in a ploy to get himself fired. However, the overtly racist show is a huge success, leaving him struggling to explain his motives to the black community. Spike Lee's satirical comedy, starring Damon Wayans, Savion Glover, Jada Pinkett Smith, Tommy Davidson and Michael Rapaport (subtitles)
- Mar 29 2:25am Sky Modern Greats Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Compilation of four scary stories inspired by the TV series, ranging from old folk magically regaining their youth, to an airline passenger terrorised by a menacing creature perched on the plane's wing. Horror anthology, starring John Lithgow, Dan Aykroyd, Scatman Crothers and Vic Morrow (subtitles)
7.3 Mar 29 2:40am Sky Action & Adventure Hitman (2007)
A nameless genetically engineered assassin exists at the beck and call of a mysterious organisation. When he fails in his latest mission, the cold-blooded killer becomes the target himself, as security forces worldwide become aware of his existence and a rival agent is assigned to tie up loose ends. Action thriller, starring Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko (subtitles)
1 Mar 29 2:45am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Monster Ark (2008)
Archaeologists investigating the remnants of an ancient shipwreck found in Iraq unwittingly release a horrifying monster from its antedeluvian prison. Horror, starring Renee O'Connor, Tim DeKay, Tommy `Tiny' Lister and Amanda Crew
8 Mar 29 3:00am Sky Family Stone of Destiny (2008) (on 2 times)
Four students in Fifties Glasgow hatch a plan to inspire a little national pride by breaking into Westminster Abbey and stealing the Stone of Scone, an important Scottish historical relic that has been held on English soil since the Middle Ages. Fact-based comedy, starring Charlie Cox, Kate Mara, Billy Boyd and Robert Carlyle (subtitles)
- Mar 29 3:00am Movies24 Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story (2005)
A parole officer sets up a program in one of America's toughest schools to help the children of convicts to turn their lives around. Fact-based drama, starring Jami Gertz, Ernie Hudson and Eugene Clark
8.2 Mar 29 3:05am Sky Crime & Thriller Training Day (2001) (on 4 times)
A cop embarks on his first day in narcotics, partnering a seasoned officer whose willingness to flout the rules forces him to question everything he has learnt. As they resort to extreme measures to crack a case, the rookie is left battling his conscience in a dangerous situation. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, Scott Glenn and Tom Berenger (subtitles)
- Mar 29 3:10am Sky Showcase A Soldier's Story (1984)
A military attorney investigates the apparently racially motivated murder of a black sergeant in a Louisiana town - but his enquiries reveal that plenty of people wanted the victim dead. Thriller, starring Howard E Rollins Jr, Denzel Washington, Adolph Caesar and Art Evans
- Mar 29 3:15am Sky Classics Dante's Inferno (1935)
A showman takes over a carnival sideshow, turning it into a huge success and making himself a fortune. He does not care who gets hurt in the process, driving his wife away and bribing officials to overlook safety lapses that result in disaster. However, when a later endeavour also looks set to end in tragedy, he is compelled to change his ways. Drama, starring Spencer Tracy and Claire Trevor
7.5 Mar 29 3:20am Sky Indie The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly (2007)
Drama based on the life of magazine editor Jean-Dominique Bauby, who was left almost entirely paralysed by a stroke and only able to move his left eyelid. By working out a system of code using blinking, he was able to dictate a book describing life in his condition, as well as his dreams, memories and fantasies. Starring Mathieu Amalric and Emmanuelle Seigner
- Mar 29 4:00am Hallmark Replacing Dad (1999) (on 3 times)
A woman turns to her supportive mother for help after her unfaithful husband leaves her and their three children to move in with his lover. Family drama, starring Mary McDonnell, William Russ, Jack Coleman and Erik von Detten (subtitles)
- Mar 29 4:00am Sci-fi Landslide (2004) (on 3 times)
A greedy businessman ignores the warnings of geologists and sets about building in a high-risk area. However, he has cause to regret his decision when disaster strikes in the form of a massive landslide, trapping the survivors deep underground. Adventure, starring Vincent Spano, Alexandra Paul and Robert Pine
6.8 Mar 29 4:00am Sky Drama & Romance Pride and Prejudice (2003) (on 2 times)
A Mormon teenager studying at a religious university in Utah repeatedly rejects the advances of a suave playboy, remaining determined to graduate with flying colours. However, the arrival of a mysterious British man puts the hard-working girl's dedication to the test. Romantic comedy based on Jane Austen's classic tale, starring Kam Heskin, Orlando Seale and Ben Gourley
- Mar 29 4:10am Sky Modern Greats To Be or Not To Be (1983)
The head of a Thirties Polish theatrical troupe is forced to abandon his acclaimed Hitler impression when the Nazis take over the country. Meanwhile, his wife has an affair with an airman, his gay co-star goes into hiding, and the company gets involved with the resistance. Comedy remake, starring Mel Brooks, Anne Bancroft, Tim Matheson, Jose Ferrer and Charles Durning
10 Mar 29 4:25am Sky Action & Adventure Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (1997) (on 2 times)
A geologist tries to convince residents of an idyllic ski community that a nearby volcano is about to erupt - a warning that falls on deaf ears until a deadly earthquake rocks the town. Disaster movie, starring Dan Cortese, Cynthia Gibb, Brian Kerwin and Don Davis (subtitles)
10 Mar 29 4:45am Sky Family The ... (2009)
A girl plays a visit to her friend, who lives on a ranch, and takes photographs of a herd of wild horses in the area. However, the pair soon discover a plot that endangers the animals and do everything they can to protect them. Family drama, starring Miranda Cosgrove, Danielle Chuchran and Fred Ward
6.5 Mar 29 9:45pm Sky Family Step Up 2: The Streets (2008)
A rebellious street dancer gets the chance to hone her skills at a prestigious school for the performing arts, but she struggles to fit into her new environment and is ostracised by her old friends. Instead, she sets about forming a new dance troupe with fellow students to compete in an underground competition. Drama, starring Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman and Adam G Sevani (subtitles)
5.6 Mar 29 10:00pm Sky Comedy You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) (on 2 times)
Israeli Special Agent Zohan Dvir grows tired of the constant fighting against Palestinians and longs for a change of scene. While in the process of capturing an enemy activist known as the Phantom, Zohan fakes his own death and moves to New York to begin a new life as a hair stylist. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler, John Turturro and Emmanuelle Chriqui (subtitles)
5.7 Mar 29 10:00pm fiver +1 Lost in Space (1998) (on 2 times)
A pioneering scientist takes his family out into space to colonise another planet. However, a saboteur has infiltrated their craft, and his meddling leaves them stranded in unknown territory on the other side of the galaxy. Sci-fi adventure based on the Sixties TV show, starring William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc, Gary Oldman, Mimi Rogers and Heather Graham (subtitles)
6.8 Mar 29 10:00pm Sci-fi Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) (on 9 times)
A retired Navy veteran has just boarded a train with his niece when he is forced to leap into action and battle terrorists who have hijacked the train. The terrorists' leader is a vengeful former government operative with access to a powerful orbital weapon, and threatens to set off a chain of earthquakes if his demands for a billion dollars are not met. Action adventure sequel, with Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Morris Chestnut, Brenda Bakke and Katherine Heigl
7.4 Mar 29 10:00pm Five USA Hannibal (2001) (on 4 times)
Fugitive serial killer Dr Hannibal Lecter has gone into hiding as an academic in Italy, but a disfigured victim is determined to find him and inflict a gruesome revenge. FBI agent Clarice Starling is once again drawn into the doctor's deadly orbit as she finds herself being used as bait for the avenger's trap. Ridley Scott's thriller sequel, starring Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Gary Oldman and Ray Liotta
6.9 Mar 29 10:00pm Sky2 Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) (on 6 times)
Two bewildered friends wake up realising they cannot remember the events of the night before and set about retracing their steps - only to stumble across a host of crazy characters, a flock of marauding ostriches and a fanatical alien-worshipping cult. Comedy, starring Seann William Scott, Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Garner (subtitles)
7.6 Mar 29 10:00pm Sky Drama & Romance Over Her Dead Body (2008)
When Henry's bride-to-be is killed in a tragic accident, he takes his sister's advice and visits a local psychic in a bid to come to terms with the sudden death. Love unexpectedly blossoms between the grieving man and his spiritualist helper, but his ex-fiancee's ghost is determined to put an abrupt end to their burgeoning relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd and Lake Bell (subtitles)
7.4 Mar 29 10:00pm Film4 +1 Happy-Go-Lucky (2008)
An eternally optimistic schoolteacher is determined to maintain an upbeat attitude whatever life throws at her and help others to do the same. However, she meets her total opposite when she takes lessons with an embittered driving instructor perpetually raging at the world. Mike Leigh's comedy drama, starring Sally Hawkins, Eddie Marsan and Alexis Zegerman (subtitles)
- Mar 29 10:00pm Sky Indie The Savages (2007)
An estranged sister and brother with disastrous personal lives are thrown back together when they are forced to care for their elderly father, who is suffering from dementia. Soon long-buried conflicts within the family are bubbling to the surface. Comedy drama, starring Laura Linney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Philip Bosco and Peter Friedman (subtitles)
4.3 Mar 29 10:10pm Sky Modern Greats Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
A hellraising Marine sergeant is assigned to whip a squad of raw recruits into shape for the invasion of Grenada in 1983 - but his old-fashioned, hard-as-nails methods meet with disapproval from superior officers and create conflict with senior command. Action adventure, starring Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason, Everett McGill, Moses Gunn and Bo Svenson (subtitles)
7 Mar 29 10:35pm ITV1 London The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) (on 3 times)
A middle-aged shop worker reveals he has never been intimate with a woman, which prompts his shocked colleagues to set him up with a series of potentially passionate dates. When he falls for a single mum, his friends think he is right on course for a lusty liaison, but his new partner is not ready for a physical relationship. Judd Apatow's comedy, starring Steve Carell, Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd (subtitles)
7.8 Mar 29 10:35pm Sky Action & Adventure The Rock (1996) (on 2 times)
A renegade general armed with chemical weapons holds San Francisco to ransom from a stronghold on Alcatraz, so an FBI agent is forced to enlist the aid of a veteran criminal who is also the only man to have ever escaped from the infamous prison. Action thriller, starring Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, David Morse and Bokeem Woodbine
6 Mar 29 10:45pm ITV2 The Break-Up (2006) (on 4 times)
A thirtysomething couple's seemingly perfect relationship deteriorates into a series of petty squabbles. But once they decide to call it a day, another problem presents itself - neither is willing to give up their home, forcing the pair to keep on living together, while each hopes the other will be driven away first. Comedy drama, starring Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau and Joey Lauren Adams (subtitles)
6 Mar 29 10:55pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror Wanted (2008)
A frustrated everyman learns his father was a member of a secret society of superpowered assassins dedicated to eliminating people who are destined to commit greater acts of evil in the future. Having inherited his father's special abilities, he is recruited into the organisation and must take on a former member who has betrayed them. Action adventure, starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman (subtitles)
6.7 Mar 29 11:00pm E4 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) (on 3 times)
Giant flying robots attack New York, but the heroic Sky Captain is on hand to save the day. Investigating the origin of the machines with the aid of a plucky reporter, he discovers an evil genius behind the disappearance of several scientists. Sci-fi adventure, combining computer-generated sets with real actors, starring Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie, and featuring a digitally recreated Laurence Olivier (subtitles)
8.9 Mar 29 11:00pm ITV4 The Blues Brothers (1980) (on 3 times)
Two lovable criminals discover the orphanage where they were raised faces closure unless the nuns who run it pay the taxes they owe, so the pair embark on an urgent mission to revive their old band to raise the money needed. Comedy, starring John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, Carrie Fisher, John Candy and John Lee Hooker. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
5 Mar 29 11:00pm Movies24 Emmanuelle in Space: A Time to Dream (1999)
The erotic explorer sets out to teach her eager-to-learn extraterrestrial pupils how to take inspiration from their raunchiest dreams. Erotic sci-fi, starring Krista Allen and Paul Michael Robinson
3 Mar 29 11:00pm five I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) (on 3 times)
Julie James, the survivor of the original bloody events, sets off for a holiday in the Bahamas - but as soon as she arrives, her arch-enemy returns from the dead, forcing her into a desperate battle for survival. Horror sequel, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jnr, Brandy Norwood and Mekhi Phifer (subtitles)
- Mar 29 11:05pm Sky Showcase Hell Is for Heroes (1962)
A group of battle-weary GIs are joined by an embittered war hero who leads them in a dangerous attack on a German pillbox. World War Two adventure, starring Steve McQueen, James Coburn, Bobby Darin and Harry Guardino
5.5 Mar 29 11:05pm Sky Crime & Thriller Thick as Thieves (2009) (on 4 times)
An experienced criminal finds himself heavily in debt to Russian mobsters after his former partner co-operated with the police. However, to pay what he owes and save his own life, he must convince a rookie thief to team up and help him steal the last pair of original Faberge eggs. Crime thriller, starring Morgan Freeman, Antonio Banderas, Radha Mitchell and Robert Forster
- Mar 29 11:05pm Sky Arts 2 Aventure Malgache (1944)
As actors prepare for their latest performance, one of the group recounts a tale of his daring exploits in the French Resistance. Short film, directed by Alfred Hitchcock and starring Paul Clarus and Paul Bonifas
7.8 Mar 29 11:15pm TCM Point Blank (1967) (on 2 times)
A gangster goes out for revenge on his unfaithful wife and the double-crossing partner who shot him and left him for dead. Crime thriller directed by John Boorman and starring Lee Marvin, John Vernon, Angie Dickinson and Keenan Wynn
8.2 Mar 29 11:30pm Sky Family Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) (on 2 times)
When scientist Trevor Anderson receives a book charting the last journey of missing brother Max, he sets out to locate his sibling. He is led to a mountain peak in Iceland but, while sheltering from a storm, he stumbles across a system of caves leading to a lost world in the centre of the Earth. Fantasy adventure, based on Jules Verne's classic tale, starring Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson and Jean Michel Pare (subtitles)
- Mar 29 11:30pm Sky Classics Romanoff and Juliet (1961)
The leader of a tiny European nation abstains from a vital UN vote, prompting the US and USSR to launch desperate campaigns to bring him over to their side. However, the canny ruler hatches an unusual plan to remain neutral by manipulating the children of the American and Russian ambassadors into falling in love. Cold War Satirical comedy, directed by and starring Peter Ustinov, with John Gavin, Sandra Dee and Akim Tamiroff (subtitles)
7.6 Mar 29 11:45pm Sky Drama & Romance PS I Love You (2007) (on 2 times)
Widowed Holly feels she cannot cope following the death of her husband. However, on her birthday, she receives a letter he sent to her before he died, encouraging her to live life to the full rather than languish in sorrow. This is just the first in a series of messages, each one sending her on wild misadventures and helping her to move on. Romantic drama, starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler and Lisa Kudrow (subtitles)
7.9 Mar 29 11:55pm Sky Comedy American Pie (1999) (on 2 times)
Four teenage boys make a solemn pact to lose their virginity before the high-school prom, and though their antics cause them huge embarrassment and public humiliation, the friends also learn about love and affection in their relations with the opposite sex. Comedy, starring Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Klein, Mena Suvari, Seann William Scott and Eugene Levy
5 Mar 30 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle's Private Collection: Sex Lives of Ghosts (2005) (on 2 times)
It seems even death is not enough to stop the burning fires of passion, as the sultry vixen Emmanuelle and her foxy friends encounter saucy spirits keen to share their lust-fuelled experiences. Erotic drama, starring Natasja Vermeer
9 Mar 30 1:05am Sky Showcase Catch-22 (1970)
Disillusioned US Air Force pilot Yossarian becomes desperate to escape the carnage of World War Two, and resolves to prove himself too crazy to fly any more - but his scheme soon backfires. Satirical comedy, based on the novel by Joseph Heller, starring Alan Arkin, Richard Benjamin, Jon Voight, Martin Sheen, Anthony Perkins, Orson Welles and Art Garfunkel
7.8 Mar 30 1:10am Sky Comedy Bowfinger (1999)
A struggling Hollywood producer comes up with a cunning plan to splice in secretly filmed footage of a famous action star to give his latest low-budget sci-fi movie a veneer of quality. However, his efforts drive the bewildered actor into paranoid delusions that aliens really have invaded the Earth. Comedy, starring Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Heather Graham, Robert Downey Jr and Terence Stamp
7.4 Mar 30 1:15am Sky Family The Borrowers (1997)
A family of four-inch-high people living beneath the floorboards of an ordinary human home fights back when a dastardly lawyer plans to demolish the house and make way for a luxury apartment block. Children's fantasy, starring John Goodman, Jim Broadbent, Celia Imrie, Flora Newbigin and Tom Felton
8.6 Mar 30 1:40am Sky Crime & Thriller The Silence of the Lambs (1990) (on 3 times)
Imprisoned psychopath Hannibal Lecter helps rookie FBI agent Clarice Starling to create a profile of a serial killer who is preying on women, in the hope that she can stop him before he strikes again. Oscar-winning thriller, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine and Brooke Smith (subtitles)
6.2 Mar 30 1:50am Sky Action & Adventure Rambo (2008)
The bandana-wearing one-man army has turned his back on violence to live a quiet life in Thailand. But he soon takes up arms once again to rescue a party of missionaries who have been taken captive en route to Burma by a sadistic military officer. Action sequel, directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone. With Julie Benz and Graham McTavish (subtitles)
7.5 Mar 30 2:00am Sky Drama & Romance Baby Mama (2008) (on 2 times)
Successful businesswoman Kate learns she is infertile, so hires brash Angie to be her surrogate mother. However, she gets more than she bargained for when a pregnant Angie turns up on her doorstep with nowhere to live. While Kate struggles to persuade her expectant houseguest to take better care of herself, Angie's husband turns up with a surprise announcement. Comedy, starring Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Sigourney Weaver (subtitles)
8 Mar 30 2:05am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Damien: Omen II (1978)
Adolescent Antichrist Damien is adopted by his rich uncle and aunt, and packed off to military academy, unaware of his true origins. As he becomes aware of his demonic destiny, another series of grisly murders begins. Horror sequel, starring Jonathan Scott-Taylor, William Holden, Lee Grant, Robert Foxworth, Lew Ayres, Sylvia Sidney and Lance Henriksen
8.7 Mar 30 2:15am Sky Indie Rumble Fish (1983) (on 2 times)
An alienated teenager gets drawn into a series of gang fights as he desperately tries to emulate his missing elder brother. Francis Ford Coppola's drama, based on the novel by SE Hinton, starring Matt Dillon, Mickey Rourke, Dennis Hopper, Nicolas Cage, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne and Chris Penn (subtitles)
- Mar 30 2:30am Sky Modern Greats Melvin and Howard (1980)
A factory worker picks up a hitch-hiker who claims to be the eccentric millionaire Howard Hughes, and is pleasantly surprised when he is bequeathed a huge inheritance some years later. Jonathan Demme's drama, starring Paul Le Mat and Jason Robards
- Mar 30 2:35am Sky Classics The Front Page (1974)
An unscrupulous editor thwarts his star reporter's plans to resign and marry by tricking him into covering one last story. Billy Wilder's remake of the 1931 newsroom comedy, starring Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Susan Sarandon, David Wayne, Carol Burnett and Vincent Gardenia (subtitles)
9.2 Mar 30 2:45am Sky Family The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
An embittered Victorian miser is encouraged to change his mean ways one Christmas when a series of ghosts shows him visions of his past, present and possible future. Comedy, starring Michael Caine and Steven Mackintosh alongside the puppet characters (subtitles)
2 Mar 30 2:50am Sky Comedy Coneheads (1993)
A family of aliens from the planet Remulak crash-lands on Earth and tries to blend into suburban society, all the while dodging the immigration authorities and their increasingly suspicious neighbours. Comedy, starring Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Michael McKean, Jason Alexander, Michelle Burke, David Spade and Chris Farley (subtitles)
- Mar 30 3:00am Movies24 An Unexpected Love (2002)
A miserable suburban wife and mother decides to leave her humdrum existence behind her and rethink her life, and soon finds herself falling head-over-heels in love - with another woman. Drama, starring Leslie Hope, Wendy Crewson, DW Moffett and Alison Pill
8 Mar 30 3:15am Sky Showcase Halls of Montezuma (1950)
A US Marine unit while fighting in the Pacific is ordered to capture Japanese troops so they can be interrogated for information about a new weapon base - but the mission proves far more difficult than expected. World War Two adventure, starring Richard Widmark, Jack Palance, Reginald Gardiner, Robert Wagner and Karl Malden (subtitles)
5.7 Mar 30 3:30am Sky Action & Adventure Rumble in the Bronx (1995)
A Hong Kong cop visits New York to attend the wedding of his uncle, who has just sold his market store to an entrepreneur. The policeman volunteers to stick around to help get the business running, but they soon fall foul of a local biker gang. Martial arts adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Francoise Yip and Bill Tung
5 Mar 30 3:40am Sky Crime & Thriller Cleaner (2007) (on 2 times)
A former detective is reduced to cleaning up crime scenes after the police have gathered evidence. Assigned to a murder, he later discovers he was sent in before the police and has unwittingly destroyed evidence, leaving him with a mystery of his own to solve - to find out who sent him and why they want the crime covered up. Crime thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson, Ed Harris and Eva Mendes (subtitles)
- Mar 30 3:55am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Mass-murderer Jason Voorhees' corpse is re-animated yet again, this time by a bolt of lightning, and rises from the grave to embark on another blood-drenched killing spree. Horror, starring Thom Matthews, Jennifer Cooke and CJ Graham
7.6 Mar 30 4:00am Sky Indie Once (2006)
A Dublin vacuum cleaner repairman, with a sideline as a busker, and an immigrant Czech pianist struggling to support her family, discover they are kindred spirits and set out to record an album together. Romantic drama, starring Glen Hansard, Marketa Irglova, Geoff Minogue and Hugh Walsh
- Mar 30 4:00am Hallmark Riding the Bus with My Sister (2005) (on 3 times)
Following the sudden death of their father, a successful New York fashion photographer is forced to spend time with her mentally challenged sister, who fills her days riding city buses - leading the pair to rediscover a bond long broken. Drama directed by Anjelica Huston, starring Andie MacDowell and Rosie O'Donnell (subtitles)
6 Mar 30 4:00am Sci-fi Nuclear Hurricane (2007) (on 3 times)
A highly advanced computer in a nuclear power station malfunctions and turns on the human crew. As the operators battle frantically to pull the plug before it causes a meltdown, they also have to contend with a tropical storm striking the area. Sci-fi thriller, starring Brian Foyster and Jamie Luner
2.3 Mar 30 4:15am Sky Drama & Romance Miracle on the 17th Green (1999)
A middle-aged man finds himself out of a job and decides to pursue his dream of becoming a professional golfer, but his success soon ruins his family life. Drama, starring Robert Urich, Meredith Baxter and Ernie Hudson (subtitles)
- Mar 30 4:15am Sky Family The Velveteen Rabbit (2009)
A lonely boy staying with his grandmother over Christmas finds a toy rabbit that comes to life and leads him on a series of adventures - while he in turn helps his new friend accomplish his dream of becoming a real animal. Children's fantasy, with Matthew Harbour and Una Kay, with the voices of Jane Seymour and Ellen Burstyn (subtitles)
7.2 Mar 30 4:20am Sky Comedy Another Stakeout (1993)
Two bickering cops embark on another undercover mission, keeping watch on a house where a missing witness in a Mafia trial is thought to be staying, while an overbearing district attorney oversees the operation. Comedy adventure sequel, starring Richard Dreyfuss, Emilio Estevez, Rosie O'Donnell, Dennis Farina and Marcia Strassman
- Mar 30 4:20am Sky Classics Here Come the Waves (1944)
A popular radio singer enlists in the US Navy during World War Two. His superiors decide to make the most of his popularity and order him to organise a recruitment drive - with the help of chalk-and-cheese twin sisters. Musical, starring Bing Crosby and Betty Hutton in a dual role, with Sonny Tufts (subtitles)
9 Mar 30 4:20am Sky Modern Greats Mannequin (1987) (on 7 times)
A window dresser falls for an Ancient Egyptian princess reincarnated in the form of a department store dummy which comes to life at night. Fantasy comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Estelle Getty and James Spader
- Mar 30 12:00am Sky Drama & Romance Foxfire (1996)
Four schoolfriends are inspired by a rebellious newcomer to fight back against sexual harassment from a teacher and the school system that overlooked his actions. Drama, starring Hedy Burress, Angelina Jolie, Jenny Lewis and Sarah Rosenburg
6.7 Mar 30 12:00am Sky Indie Mo' Better Blues (1990)
A self-centred jazz trumpeter's single-minded ambition alienates everyone who cares about him. Spike Lee's drama, with Denzel Washington, Wesley Snipes, Joie Lee, John Turturro and the director himself
3 Mar 30 12:00am Sci-fi Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) (on 3 times)
A couple are forced to flee from deadly pursuers as they attempt to expose a shady government operation designed to produce mindless killing machines. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Matt Battaglia, Chandra West, Claudette Roche and Burt Reynolds
7.2 Mar 30 12:15am ITV2 Forget Paris (1995) (on 8 times)
A neurotic basketball referee and an airline representative fall in love in the French capital. However, after a swift marriage they begin to realise they do not have as much in common as they first thought. Romantic comedy, co-written, directed by and starring Billy Crystal, with Debra Winger, Joe Mantegna and Julie Kavner (subtitles)
7.4 Mar 30 12:20am ITV3 Sherlock: Case of Evil (2002)
Sherlock Holmes matches wits for the first time with the fiendish Professor Moriarty, who is trying to seize control of London's drugs trade. The investigations bring Holmes into contact with Dr Watson, a pioneering surgeon and pathologist, and a mysterious French prostitute involved in the villain's scheme. Mystery, starring James D'Arcy, Vincent D'Onofrio, Richard E Grant, Gabrielle Anwar and Roger Morlidge. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
8.1 Mar 30 12:30am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Night of the Living Dead (1990)
A group of people becomes trapped in a remote farmhouse on the evening when the dead inexplicably return to life, intent on feeding on the flesh of the living. The strangers must work together to fight off the zombie hoards and make it through the night. Horror remake of George A Romero's 1968 classic, starring Tony Todd, Patricia Tallman, Tom Towles and McKee Anderson (subtitles)
5 Mar 30 12:30am Sky Modern Greats F/X2: The Deadly Art of Illusion (1991)
Special-effects maestro Rollie Tyler agrees to help the police catch a killer. However, when the sting operation goes wrong and a detective is killed, he finds himself in the middle of a high-level corruption scandal and is forced to team up with an old friend to uncover the truth. Action sequel, starring Bryan Brown, Brian Dennehy, Rachel Ticotin, Joanna Gleason and Philip Bosco
7.5 Mar 30 12:40am Film4 Tony Manero (2008) (on 3 times)
A man living under Pinochet's regime is obsessed with Saturday Night Fever and sees the chance to become a star by appearing on a TV impersonation contest. As his fixation with the film drives him to a life of crime, his friends plot to bring down the dictatorship. Chilean drama, starring Alfredo Castro and Paola Lattus
5 Mar 30 5:30pm TCM New York, New York (1977) (on 2 times)
A saxophonist embarks on a turbulent love affair with an up-and-coming vocalist. Martin Scorsese's musical drama, set in the Big Band era, starring Robert De Niro and Liza Minnelli, with Lionel Stander, Barry Primus and Georgie Auld
10 Mar 30 6:25pm Sky Indie Three ... (2008)
A tube driver accidentally runs over two people. Then he find out that if he kills a third victim, he will be forced to leave his job with a substantial payout to compensate for stress, so he goes in search for a member of the public depressed enough to jump in front of his train. Comedy drama, starring Mackenzie Crook, Colm Meaney, Imelda Staunton and Gemma Arterton (subtitles)
6 Mar 30 7:00pm Movies24 Hell's Rain (2007)
The mayor of a small town races to save her daughter and the other residents when a meteor shower strikes, devastating the major water and power services. Sci-fi thriller, starring Sheree J Wilson, Sarah-Jane Redmond, Karen Austin and Eileen Barrett
7.8 Mar 30 7:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Lakeview Terrace (2008) (on 2 times)
An inter-racial couple move into a seemingly peaceful suburban neighbourhood. However, their next door neighbour, a police officer, does not approve of their relationship and begins a campaign of intimidation against them that ultimately spirals into violence. Thriller, with Samuel L Jackson, Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington (subtitles)
5.3 Mar 30 7:00pm Disney Dadnapped (2009) (on 3 times)
A novel about a teenage super spy is a huge hit with everyone but the author's daughter, who thinks he cares more about his fictional creation than her. However, when her father is kidnapped by a group of obsessive fans, she must become a real life hero and rescue him. Comedy adventure, starring Emily Osment, David Henrie and Jason Earles
4.5 Mar 30 7:10pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
Paranormal investigators Mulder and Scully return to the FBI after years in hiding to assist in the search for several missing women. The investigation leads them to a former priest who claims to have psychic visions of the victims and a long forgotten case involving sinister experiments. Second movie spin-off from the sci-fi series, starring David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson (subtitles)
7.5 Mar 30 7:10pm Film4 Crocodile Dundee (1986) (on 4 times)
A New York reporter travels to the Australian Outback to search for a maverick hunter with a legendary reputation, and invites the adventurer back to America. But the die-hard Aussie needs all his survival skills to adjust to life in the urban jungle. Comedy adventure, written by and starring Paul Hogan, with Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon and Mark Blum (subtitles)
7.5 Mar 30 7:35pm Sky Classics Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
The disaster-prone duo investigate an archaeologist's murder, finding a medallion which leads them to a lost tomb and a living mummy. Comedy, starring the double act alongside Kurt Katch and Marie Windsor (subtitles)
8.3 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Comedy What Happens in Vegas (2008)
Two total strangers meet when they are accidentally booked into the same hotel room in Las Vegas. However, the pair agree to forget their troubles and spend a night on the town together. After a wild and drunken time in the casinos, they wake up to find they have married each other and won $3million - leading to a battle of wits over who gets the money. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher (subtitles)
8.9 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Showcase The Longest Day (1962)
Fact-based World War Two drama chronicling the planning and execution of the Allied landings in Normandy on June 6, 1944, from the different perspectives of the British, German and American forces. Starring Richard Burton, Sean Connery, Kenneth More, John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda and Curt Jurgens (subtitles)
5.1 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) (on 3 times)
The globe-trotting archaeologist teams up with a rebellious teenager who draws him into the search for a mysterious artefact of untold power. Their quest is hindered by the Soviets, who seek the mystical object for an altogether more sinister use. Action adventure sequel, updating the series to a 1950s Cold War setting, starring Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia LaBeouf and Ray Winstone (subtitles)
7.8 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Modern Greats Batman Returns (1992)
The masked hero returns to face the Penguin, a grotesque crime boss dwelling in the sewers who conspires with a corrupt businessman to make himself mayor. When the tycoon tries to kill his secretary, she returns as vengeful vigilante Catwoman, who soon forms an intense relationship with the dark knight in both their costumed and real identities. Tim Burton's comic-book adventure sequel, starring Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer (subtitles)
4 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Drama & Romance Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
Aspiring fashion journalist Rebecca Bloomwood accepts a position writing for a financial magazine. As she sets the publishing world alight with her unique brand of consumer advice, Rebecca is forced to confront her own purchasing habits and begins to question whether rampant spending sprees are the way to true happiness. Comedy, starring Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, Krysten Ritter and Joan Cusack (subtitles)
10 Mar 30 8:00pm Sky Family The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
Bumbling Inspector Clouseau pursues a cunning master thief who has stolen several priceless artefacts around the world. However, to catch the crook, he will need help, so joins forces with an international team of detectives - who are all just as hopelessly inept as he is. Comedy remake sequel, starring Steve Martin, Jean Reno and Emily Mortimer (subtitles)
10 Mar 30 8:15pm Sky Indie What Just Happened? (2007)
A Hollywood producer struggles to keep the peace between a stubborn studio executive and a drug-addled director, while also coping with two ex-wives and a troubled teenage daughter. Meanwhile, another of his projects seems doomed to failure thanks to its star, who has to be persuaded to part with his freshly grown beard. Comedy drama, starring Robert De Niro and Catherine Keener, with Sean Penn and Bruce Willis as themselves (subtitles)
5.6 Mar 30 9:00pm Film4 The Full Monty (1997) (on 3 times)
Six unemployed Yorkshiremen, struggling to make ends meet, decide to become strippers for one night only in a bid to raise extra money. However, with no dancing experience and less than perfect physiques, the group resorts to the unique selling point of complete nudity to impress the punters. Comedy, starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Tom Wilkinson, Hugo Speer and Paul Barber (subtitles)
6.5 Mar 30 9:00pm Five USA The Siege (1998) (on 8 times)
New York is placed under martial law after a series of bombings causes widespread panic, prompting a desperate bid by the FBI to find those responsible before full-scale civil unrest takes hold of the city. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Bruce Willis and Annette Bening
- Mar 30 9:00pm Movies24 Breach of Faith: Family of Cops II (1997)
The crime-busting clan return to investigate the murder of a priest by mobsters - but underestimate the danger the case will put them in. Drama sequel, starring Charles Bronson, Angela Featherstone, Barbara Williams and Kim Weeks
7.3 Mar 30 9:00pm Sky Classics How the West Was Won (1962)
Three generations of a pioneering family endure many ordeals and adventures as they struggle to build a new life for themselves on the American frontier in the 19th century. Oscar-winning Western, starring James Stewart, John Wayne, Gregory Peck, Henry Fonda, Debbie Reynolds, George Peppard, Carroll Baker, Lee J Cobb, Eli Wallach, Richard Widmark and Karl Malden
8.2 Mar 30 9:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Changeling (2008) (on 4 times)
A single mother in 1920s Los Angeles is distraught when her son goes missing. After months of searching, the police claim to have found him, but she insists the boy is not her son. She resolves to prove the police are trying to bury the case, but they respond by slandering her as a hysterical and unfit mother, leading to her confinement in a mental hospital. Clint Eastwood's fact-based drama, with Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich (subtitles)
8.7 Mar 30 9:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Unborn (2009) (on 2 times)
When Casey Beldon begins to have terrifying visions of a young boy, she learns she may be possessed by the spirit of a child who was brutally murdered by the Nazis during World War Two. After consulting a rabbi, she decides to try to rid herself of the demon through a Jewish exorcism - but the spirit is reluctant to depart. Horror, starring Odette Yustman, Gary Oldman, Meagan Good and Cam Gigandet (subtitles)
8.5 Mar 30 9:45pm Sky Family Jurassic Park III (2001)
Paleontologist Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by a divorced couple who offer to fund his research, unaware their real motive is to find their missing son - and that the creatures on the island are far more intelligent than anyone suspected. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Sam Neill, William H Macy, Tea Leoni and Alessandro Nivola (subtitles)
7.7 Mar 30 9:50pm Sky Comedy American Pie 2 (2001)
The hapless teenagers reunite after their first year at college to spend the summer at a lake house. Jim is concerned by his lack of sexual experience, and goes in search of an old flame, Oz struggles with maintaining a long term relationship, while Finch tries to master the art of tantric sex. Teen comedy sequel, with Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Seann William Scott, Alyson Hannigan and Eugene Levy (subtitles)
- Mar 30 10:00pm Sci-fi Unstoppable (2004) (on 6 times)
A former special forces agent suffers bizarre hallucinations after a case of mistaken identity leaves him at the mercy of crooks who dose him with an experimental mind-control drug. A race against time ensues as he tries to prove his true identity and find an antidote before he dies. Thriller, starring Wesley Snipes, Mark Sheppard, Jacqueline Obradors and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
9.2 Mar 30 10:00pm Sky Indie The Big Lebowski (1998)
A case of mistaken identity forces an ageing hippie to divide his time between trying to win a bowling tournament and searching for a wealthy industrialist's kidnapped wife, while getting involved with assorted oddball characters in the process. Coen brothers comedy, starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, David Huddleston, Philip Seymour Hoffman and John Turturro (subtitles)
5.3 Mar 30 10:00pm ITV2 You, Me and Dupree (2006) (on 4 times)
Thirtysomething slacker Dupree finds himself out of a job with nowhere to live, and turns to his newly married best friend Carl for a place to stay. But Carl soon regrets his act of hospitality as the layabout shows no sign of ever moving out - not to mention his annoyance when his new wife takes a liking to their laid-back guest. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson and Michael Douglas (subtitles)
9.5 Mar 30 10:00pm Sky Drama & Romance The Women (2008)
A wealthy New York clothes designer thinks she has a perfect marriage, so is shocked to learn her husband is having an affair. Her close-knit group of gossipy friends are soon on hand to offer their advice, but they all have problems of their own to contend with. Comedy drama remake with an all-female cast, starring Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes and Bette Midler (subtitles)
7.2 Mar 30 10:05pm Sky Action & Adventure Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground (2009)
Members of West Ham's firm are imprisoned following violence at a match, and find themselves targeted by rival Millwall supporters. They must pull together if they want to resist the violent assaults and survive until their release date. Drama sequel, starring Ross McCall, Graham McTavish and Luke Massey (subtitles)
8.8 Mar 30 10:10pm Sky Modern Greats One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
A rebellious inmate of a mental institution inspires fellow patients to stand up for themselves against an insensitive system. Milos Forman's drama, starring Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Danny DeVito and Christopher Lloyd
6.7 Mar 30 10:35pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror 10,000 BC (2008) (on 3 times)
In prehistoric times, a young mammoth hunter embarks on a perilous journey across the wilderness to rescue his fellow villagers from slave raiders, combating ferocious animals along the way. Fantasy adventure, starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (subtitles)
- Mar 30 10:40pm Sky Arts 1 The Comb (1990)
Surreal stop-motion animation from the Brothers Quay. The film opens with an image of a sleeping woman, then delves into her dreaming mind, in which a doll-like figure explores a labyrinthine playhouse
6 Mar 30 10:45pm Film4 Donkey Punch (2008) (on 3 times)
Three women on holiday in Majorca join a group of men for a party on board their yacht. When one of the girls is killed while taking part in a potentially dangerous sex act, it leads to a deadly battle of the sexes. Thriller, starring Jaime Winstone, Nichola Burley, Sian Breckin and Tom Burke
5.3 Mar 30 11:00pm Sky Showcase Valkyrie (2008) (on 2 times)
Fact-based thriller, recreating the 1944 plot to assassinate Hitler using a briefcase bomb. As the tide of World War Two turned in favour of the Allies, a host of senior German officers recruited war hero Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg to spearhead an attempt on the Fuhrer's life. Starring Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy and Tom Wilkinson (subtitles)
4.7 Mar 30 11:00pm Movies24 Emmanuelle in Space: One Final Fling (2000)
The nubile nymphomaniac bids a fond farewell to her extraterrestrial lover, embarking on a series of unforgettably raunchy deep space romps with the lucky alien. Erotic sci-fi, starring Krista Allen and Paul Michael Robinson
8.9 Mar 30 11:05pm ITV4 + 1 Falling Down (1993) (on 2 times)
A stressed motorist cracks under the pressures of everyday life and goes on an increasingly violent rampage across Los Angeles, heading for his estranged family. Urban thriller, starring Michael Douglas, Robert Duvall, Barbara Hershey, Rachel Ticotin and Frederic Forrest. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
5 Mar 30 11:20pm TCM The Terminal Man (1974) (on 2 times)
A scientist has a computer implanted into his brain to control his violent outbursts, a procedure which ends up making matters much worse by sending him on a murderous spree. Sci-fi drama adapted from Michael Crichton's novel, starring George Segal, Richard Dysart and Jill Clayburgh
10 Mar 30 11:25pm BBC1 London The Flying Scotsman (2006) (on 3 times)
Fact-based drama about Scottish cyclist Graeme Obree, who took the sporting world by storm and broke records on an experimental bike of his own design cobbled together out of recycled washing-machine parts. However, his success was to be short-lived as sporting authorities stepped in and banned his unconventional methods. Starring Jonny Lee Miller, Laura Fraser, Billy Boyd, Brian Cox and Steven Berkoff (subtitles)
7.6 Mar 30 11:30pm Sky Family The Dark Crystal (1982)
A survivor of a near-extinct race learns he is destined to bring an end to the reign of the cruel skeksis, who have taken over the world and annihilated his people. To restore peace to the land, he must first find a lost shard of a magical crystal. Jim Henson's puppet fantasy, with the voices of Stephen Garlick and Billie Whitelaw
7 Mar 30 11:30pm BBC4 My Kid Could Paint That (2007) (on 3 times)
Documentary examining the story of four-year-old Marla Olmstead, whose abstract paintings have sold for thousands of dollars and been compared by critics to the works of Jackson Pollock and Picasso. However, Marla has become the focus of controversy over allegations that her father has had a hand in producing her artwork. Part of the Rogues season (subtitles)
8.7 Mar 30 11:30pm Sky Crime & Thriller Jaws (1975) (on 3 times)
A New England seaside town's tourist season is turned into a nightmare by a giant killer shark. The local police chief teams up with a grizzled fisherman and a marine biologist to hunt and kill the monster predator. Steven Spielberg's thriller, starring Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw (subtitles)
5.8 Mar 30 11:35pm Sky Classics The Sand Pebbles (1966)
A gunboat engineer patrolling the Yangtze River in 1926 clashes with his captain, gets drawn into conflict with Chinese warlords and strives to rescue a group of missionaries. Action adventure, with Steve McQueen, Candice Bergen, Richard Attenborough, Richard Crenna and Mako (subtitles)
3 Mar 30 11:40pm Sky Comedy Disaster Movie (2008)
The world is thrown into chaos by a series of inexplicable natural disasters, leaving a band of misfits to embark on a perilous journey across their city on a mission to save the Earth. Spoof comedy, starring Matt Lanter and Vanessa Minnillo (subtitles)
7.7 Mar 30 11:50pm Sky Action & Adventure Con Air (1997) (on 2 times)
A parolee hitches a ride home on a maximum-security flight conveying some of America's deadliest criminals, and when they hijack the plane in mid-flight he is forced to intervene. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Mykelti Williamson, Danny Trejo and Monica Potter (subtitles)
5.8 Mar 31 1:00am Movies24 Emmanuelle 2000 - Jewel of Emmanuelle (2000) (on 2 times)
The legendary lusty harlot embarks on all manner of saucy shenanigans on the ski slopes, before returning to the chalet for a little apres-ski. Erotic drama, starring Holly Sampson and Shauna O'Brien
- Mar 31 1:15am Sky Family Crusade: A March Through Time (2006)
A teenager goes back in time and ends up in the Dark Ages, where he is rescued from bandits by a children's crusade on their way to Jerusalem. He helps them to make a difficult and dangerous journey through the wilderness, but begins to suspect the priest leading the crusade has sinister plans for his charges. Sci-fi adventure, starring Joe Flynn, Stephanie Leonidas and Emily Watson (subtitles)
7.2 Mar 31 1:15am Sky Crime & Thriller Deception (2008) (on 2 times)
A bored corporate accountant's mundane life is turned around when a charismatic lawyer inducts him into a secret underground sex club. However, his involvement with the society results in his being accused of both a multi-million dollar heist and the disappearance of a young woman. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor and Michelle Williams (subtitles)
7.8 Mar 31 1:30am Film4 The Cat's Meow (2001) (on 3 times)
Fact-based drama exploring the final days of American film producer Thomas Ince in 1924. The story is recounted from the perspective of novelist Elinor Glyn, who recalls attending a glamorous society party thrown by media tycoon William Randolph Hearst aboard his yacht where the movie mogul would ultimately meet his doom - but how or why remain uncertain. Starring Joanna Lumley, Kirsten Dunst and Eddie Izzard as comedy legend Charlie Chaplin
- Mar 31 1:40am Sky Showcase Attack! (1956) (on 3 times)
An American infantry lieutenant fighting in German-occupied Belgium is convinced an inept but well-connected officer is not fit for command. When his unit are wiped out after another of the officer's mistakes, the lieutenant miraculously survives and returns to base seeking revenge. World War Two drama, starring Jack Palance, Eddie Albert, Lee Marvin, Buddy Ebsen and Robert Strauss (subtitles)
5.6 Mar 31 1:40am Sky Action & Adventure Doomsday (2008) (on 2 times)
When Scotland is ravaged by a lethal virus, the British government seals it off from the rest of the world, leaving the population to die. However, years later, the disease reemerges in London. Discovering there are survivors north of the border, highly trained soldiers are dispatched in the hope of finding a cure - only to end up battling vicious cannibal tribes. Violent futuristic thriller, starring Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins and Malcolm McDowell (subtitles)
7.3 Mar 31 2:10am Sky Comedy Juno (2007)
A teenage girl finds herself unexpectedly pregnant after a one-night stand with her best friend. Deciding to give her baby up for adoption when it is born, she thinks she has found the perfect parents in a yuppie couple. However, over the next nine months, things prove less than simple. Comedy, starring Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 2:10am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Antichrist Damien Thorn becomes US Ambassador to Britain, and while engineering dominion over the entire world, he ensures all babies born on a certain day are slaughtered, in the certainty that one of them is the second coming of Christ. Supernatural horror, starring Sam Neill, Rossano Brazzi and Don Gordon
7.5 Mar 31 2:20am Sky Modern Greats The Grifters (1990)
A small-time conman recovering in hospital from a brutal beating receives a visit from his equally crooked estranged mother, who gets drawn into a battle of wills with her son's girlfriend and current partner in crime. Thriller, starring John Cusack, Anjelica Huston and Annette Bening (subtitles)
6.2 Mar 31 2:25am Sky Drama & Romance The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)
Ambitious Sir Thomas Boleyn hopes to advance his family's prosperity by having king Henry VIII take one of his two daughters as his mistress. One of them first succeeds in becoming the monarch's lover, but reckons without her sister's determination to achieve her grander ambition - to become queen. Historical drama, starring Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson and Eric Bana (subtitles)
5 Mar 31 2:45am Sky Classics A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
Blanche Dubois, an emotionally fragile Southern belle, flees her home town in the wake of a scandal, seeking shelter with her sister. However, relations quickly deteriorate between Blanche and her brutish brother-in-law, who is determined to get rid of her. Meanwhile, rumours about Blanche's past start to catch up with her. Drama, based on Tennessee Williams' stage play and starring Marlon Brando, Vivien Leigh, Kim Hunter and Karl Malden (subtitles)
- Mar 31 3:00am Sky Indie Girl 6 (1995) (on 2 times)
A struggling actress determined to make a name for herself starts working for a sex chatline, but what was intended as a makeshift job to help make ends meet slowly takes over her life. While friends urge her to do something less degrading, events take a dangerous turn when a perverted caller interprets her risque remarks a little too literally. Spike Lee's comedy drama, starring Theresa Randle and Isaiah Washington, with cameo appearances by Madonna, Naomi Campbell and Quentin Tarantino (subtitles)
6.5 Mar 31 3:00am Movies24 Fallen Angel (2003)
A man strives to forget his traumatic childhood, moving away from his home town and severing family ties - but news of his father's death forces him to return, and hurls him into a confrontation with the past. Drama, starring Gary Sinise, Joely Richardson, Jake Brockman, Ryan Simpkins and Alisa Wiegers
6.8 Mar 31 3:05am Sky Crime & Thriller Silkwood (1983) (on 2 times)
A nuclear power-station worker is exposed to dangerous levels of radiation. Her employers insist this an isolated incident, but she is convinced there is more to it and gathers evidence of their near total disregard for safety standards. Meanwhile, the company is ready to go to any lengths to keep her quiet. Fact-based drama, starring Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, Cher, Craig T Nelson and Ron Silver (subtitles)
7.7 Mar 31 3:35am Sky Action & Adventure Predator 2 (1990)
A tough Los Angeles cop investigates a series of gruesome murders - and soon finds himself locked in a life-or-death struggle with a ruthless alien that kills for sport. Sci-fi sequel, starring Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey and Maria Conchita Alonso
7 Mar 31 3:40am Sky Showcase The Diary of Anne Frank (1959) (on 2 times)
Oscar-winning fact-based drama based on the famous journal of a German Jewish girl forced to go into hiding with her family from Nazis in an Amsterdam attic for two years. Starring Millie Perkins, Shelley Winters and Richard Beymer (subtitles)
2.9 Mar 31 4:00am Sci-fi Ba'al: The Storm God (2008) (on 3 times)
A scientist dying of cancer leads an expedition in search of four amulets containing the power of an ancient Sumerian god, in the hope that it will cure his disease and grant him immortality. Instead he ends up unleashing a destructive living storm on the world. Fantasy thriller, starring Jeremy London, Lexa Doig and Stefanie von Pfetten
3.3 Mar 31 4:00am Hallmark Falling in Love with the Girl Next Door (2006) (on 3 times)
Two female neighbours who have hated each other for years are forced to grudgingly bury the hatchet when their children announce their engagement. However, the quarrelling mothers barely try to get along - until their feud threatens to spoil the happy couple's dreams of the perfect wedding. Comedy, starring Patty Duke, Shelley Long, Crystal Allen and Ken Marino
- Mar 31 4:00am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
A telepathic woman accidentally sets supernatural serial killer Jason free to kill again, and soon realises she must use her psychic powers to defeat the monster and save herself from a grisly fate. Horror sequel, with Lar Park Lincoln, Kevin Blair and Kane Hodder
8.7 Mar 31 4:20am Sky Modern Greats Big (1988)
A boy ridiculed for his size makes a wish on a fairground machine to become bigger - only to wake up as a 30-year-old man. Driven from his home by his terrified mother, the bewildered youngster trapped in an adult's body makes his way to New York, where he rises high in the ranks of a toy manufacturing company and applies his childlike brain and emotions to the complexities of adult life. Comedy, starring Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins and Robert Loggia (subtitles)
7.2 Mar 31 4:20am Sky Comedy Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
The would-be heavy metal superstars face the Grim Reaper as they try to reclaim their souls from Hell, return to the land of the living and stop their robot doppelgangers from changing history. Along the way, they must also master their instruments, so they can triumph at the Battle of the Bands. Comedy sequel, starring Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, William Sadler, Joss Ackland and George Carlin
- Mar 31 4:25am Sky Drama & Romance The Patron Saint of Liars (1997)
A pregnant woman flees her abusive husband and begins a new life in a home for single mothers, learning valuable lessons from an enigmatic older resident and a handsome odd-job man. Drama, starring Ellen Burstyn, Dana Delany, Sada Thompson and Clancy Brown
- Mar 31 4:40am Sky Family Mee-Shee: the Water Giant (2005)
A boy is far from happy when his oil executive father cancels their planned holiday to go on a salvage mission at a remote Canadian lake. However, the youngster becomes fascinated by stories of a mythical creature living in the water, and as he investigates further, he discovers that the mysterious beast actually exists. Children's fantasy, starring Daniel Madger and Bruce Greenwood
- Mar 31 12:05am Sky Arts 1 Facing Window (2003)
A couple's jaded marriage is shaken up by an encounter with a Holocaust survivor. However, the distant flirtations of a man across the road soon leave the unfulfilled wife with a dilemma. Romantic drama, starring Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Raoul Bova, and Massimo Girotti - who died just before the film was released
7.4 Mar 31 12:15am Sky Modern Greats What's Love Got to Do with It (1993) (on 2 times)
Biopic of rock legend Tina Turner, charting her rise to fame and the years of unhappiness and torment married to her abusive husband Ike, through to her runaway success as a solo artist. Starring Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne and Vanessa Bell-Calloway (subtitles)
10 Mar 31 12:20am Sky Comedy Bachelor Party (1984)
A bus driver's forthcoming wedding is jeopardised by his fiancee's hostile parents and a raunchy stag night organised by well-meaning friends. Comedy, starring Tom Hanks, Adrian Zmed, William Tepper and Tawny Kitaen (subtitles)
7.4 Mar 31 12:20am Sky Sci-fi & Horror Unbreakable (2000) (on 2 times)
A security guard escapes from the carnage of a train crash miraculously unscathed and realises he has become physically invulnerable. He is baffled by what has happened to him, but when a frail comic-book dealer contacts him it seems the stranger could hold the key to the mystery. Drama from director M Night Shyamalan, with Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, Robin Wright Penn and Spencer Treat Clark
8.2 Mar 31 12:30am Sky Classics Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965)
In an attempt to boost the sales of his newspaper, a publisher offers to sponsor the first London-to-Paris air race. An assortment of motley characters, who will stop at nothing to ensure victory, sign up - including a scheming nobleman bent on sabotaging the efforts of the other entrants. Comedy, starring Terry-Thomas, Sarah Miles, James Fox, Robert Morley, Benny Hill, Tony Hancock, Eric Sykes and Gert Frobe (subtitles)
- Mar 31 12:40am Sky Drama & Romance I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)
A divorced mother finds romance in the arms of a younger man, while her daughter tries to figure out whether she in love for the first time. Romantic comedy, starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Rudd, Saoirse Ronan and Tracey Ullman (subtitles)
- Mar 31 6:00pm TCM The Brink's Job (1978) (on 2 times)
Comical crime caper based on actual events surrounding the infamous Boston robbery of 1950, and the race to catch the crooks responsible before a legal loophole allowed them to walk free. Peter Falk, Peter Boyle, Allen Garfield, Warren Oates, Gena Rowlands, Paul Sorvino and Sheldon Leonard star
6.6 Mar 31 6:20pm Sky Indie Being John Malkovich (1999)
A struggling puppeteer starts a new job and discovers a magical portal that gives those who enter the chance to see through actor John Malkovich's eyes for a short time. Sharing his discovery with a co-worker, they find a way to make money from their scheme, while a convoluted love triangle develops between the pair and the puppeteer's wife. Spike Jonze's fantasy comedy, starring John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener and John Malkovich (subtitles)
8.8 Mar 31 6:35pm Sky Comedy The Game Plan (2007) (on 2 times)
American football superstar Joe Kingman's carefree existence comes to an abrupt end when a precocious eight-year-old girl appears on his doorstep, claiming to be his daughter. As Joe attempts to juggle his sporting commitments with the challenges of fatherhood, the perpetual bachelor gradually finds his priorities changing. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, Kyra Sedgwick and Morris Chestnut (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 6:40pm Film4 The Love Bug (1968) (on 3 times)
Herbie, an irrepressible Beetle car with a mind of its own, takes a shine to a struggling racing driver and helps him win a string of victories on the track. However, his success attracts the attentions of an unscrupulous rival competitor, who will go to any lengths to win the most important race of all. Disney comedy, starring Dean Jones, Michele Lee, Buddy Hackett and David Tomlinson
5.5 Mar 31 7:00pm Movies24 Tornado Valley (2008)
Two sisters remain haunted by a tornado that took their mother's life 25 years earlier, but find restoration may come from an unlikely source. Disaster thriller, starring Meredith Monroe, Pascale Hutton and Cameron Bancroft
4.4 Mar 31 7:00pm Disney Cheetah Girls 2 (2006) (on 3 times)
The girl group return for more adventures. Galleria enters the Cheetah Girls in a music festival in Barcelona, where Dorinda catches the eye of a handsome young tango dancer, and a talented solo singer poses a threat to the band. Comedy drama, starring Raven-Symone and Sabrina Bryan
8.1 Mar 31 7:00pm Sky Classics Ben-Hur (1959)
Judah, a Jewish prince in first-century Jerusalem, is reunited with an old Roman friend, who is now the governor of Judea. However, their differing political views over local dissent leads to a bitter quarrel, and the governor uses the pretext of an accident to sell him into slavery and imprison his mother and sister. Years later, the prince returns, determined to seek revenge and find his missing family. Oscar-winning epic, starring Charlton Heston, Stephen Boyd and Haya Harareet (subtitles)
7.8 Mar 31 7:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Eagle Eye (2008) (on 2 times)
A pair of strangers find themselves on the run from the authorities when they each receive mysterious phone calls informing them their lives are in danger. They are forced to follow the instructions of a woman who is tracking their every move, while at the same time try to discover who is behind the conspiracy. Thriller, starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson and Michael Chiklis (subtitles)
7.8 Mar 31 7:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror The Frighteners (1996)
A psychic conman uses his mental powers and three ghostly sidekicks to create hauntings, which he then accepts payment to exorcise. However, he soon has to contend with a supernatural serial killer, who has returned from the grave to continue his murder spree. Peter Jackson's comic horror, starring Michael J Fox , Dee Wallace Stone, Julianna McCarthy and John Astin (subtitles)
3.7 Mar 31 8:00pm Sky Family Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
A pampered pet dog gets separated from her owner, and is left stranded in Mexico struggling to avoid a dognapper and a ferocious Doberman, who are after her diamond collar. Luckily, a courageous German shepherd is on hand to help her get back home. Comedy, starring Piper Perabo and Jamie Lee Curtis, with the voices of Drew Barrymore and Andy Garcia (subtitles)
6 Mar 31 8:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Drop Zone (1994)
Federal marshal Pete Nessip escorts a convicted computer hacker to a new facility. Events soon spiral out of control and the convict escapes, killing Pete's brother on the way. The tough cop teams up with a professional skydiver to capture the fugitive and avenge his sibling's death. Action thriller, starring Wesley Snipes, Gary Busey, Yancy Butler and Michael Jeter
7 Mar 31 8:00pm Sky Drama & Romance The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) (on 2 times)
A baby is born with the physique of a geriatric and over the course of his lengthy and eventful life, grows steadily younger. A girl he meets in his early years becomes the love of his life, but as they age in different directions, both realise they have only a limited time to be together. David Fincher's romantic fantasy drama, starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Taraji P Henson and Tilda Swinton (subtitles)
7.9 Mar 31 8:00pm Sky Modern Greats Jurassic Park (1993)
Scientists are given a sneak preview of a safari park inhabited by genetically engineered dinosaurs created by an eccentric tycoon. However, it all goes wrong when a greedy employee sabotages the security systems, leaving the prehistoric beasts free to escape from their cages and hunt the visitors. Steven Spielberg's sci-fi action adventure, starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough and Samuel L Jackson
8.5 Mar 31 8:00pm Sky Showcase Schindler's List (1993)
During World War Two, Austrian businessman Oskar Schindler strives to save Jews destined for the concentration camps by employing them in his factory - an act of mercy made possible by a deal struck with a sadistic German commandant. Steven Spielberg's Oscar-winning drama, starring Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley and Ralph Fiennes (subtitles)
8.2 Mar 31 8:05pm BBC3 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) (on 6 times)
A buccaneer and a blacksmith commandeer a British ship and set sail in pursuit of a pirate captain who has kidnapped a colonial governor's daughter. However, their quarry and his crew are under a curse that turns them into living skeletons - and makes them impossible to kill. Swashbuckling adventure, starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport and Jonathan Pryce (subtitles)
9.8 Mar 31 8:20pm Sky Indie The Castle (1998) (on 2 times)
A working-class Australian man battles against the authorities to save his family's modest house after learning the airport next door is to be expanded across his land. Comedy, starring Michael Caton, Anne Tenney, Stephen Curry, Anthony Simcoe and Eric Bana (subtitles)
4.9 Mar 31 8:20pm Sci-fi AvH: Alien v Hunter (2007) (on 3 times)
A reporter investigates a UFO crash and encounters a deadly alien monster. As he tries to get the local people to safety, a second extraterrestrial turns up on a mission to hunt the first - and kill anyone who gets in it's way. Sci-fi thriller, starring William Katt, Dedee Pfeiffer and Wittly Jourdan
8.4 Mar 31 8:30pm Sky Comedy Meet the Parents (2000)
A male nurse delays proposing to his girlfriend until he has won the approval of her strict father, a former CIA agent who does not suffer fools gladly, and vows to be on his best behaviour during a trip to stay at the family home. However, his efforts to impress soon descend into a catalogue of disasters. Comedy, starring Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner and Owen Wilson (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 9:00pm Movies24 Family of Cops III: Under Suspicion (1999)
Police patriarch Paul Fein struggles to advance his career and investigate a banker's murder, while his daughter faces up to her pregnancy. Detective drama, starring Charles Bronson, Kim Weeks, Joe Penny and Sebastian Spence
7.4 Mar 31 9:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Ocean's Eleven (2001) (on 3 times)
An ex-convict assembles a gang of crooks to pull off a daring heist. He intends to rob three of Las Vegas's biggest casinos simultaneously - and also win back his ex-wife, who is now dating the ruthless owner of all three gambling establishments. Steven Soderbergh's crime comedy, starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon and Bernie Mac (subtitles)
7.7 Mar 31 9:00pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror Hancock (2008) (on 2 times)
A reluctant, alcoholic superhero finds himself the most hated man in Los Angeles thanks to his habit of causing mayhem and destruction while doing good. However, when he saves the life of PR specialist Ray Embrey, the executive sets about transforming the public perception of the crime-fighter, despite his wife's misgivings. Comedy, starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron (subtitles)
5.4 Mar 31 9:00pm Film4 Slumdog Millionaire (2008) (on 3 times)
An uneducated teenager from the Mumbai slums is only one question away from winning India's Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? However, the authorities are reluctant to believe a youngster from such a humble background could succeed without cheating, and demand an explanation. Danny Boyle's Oscar-winning drama, starring Dev Patel, Freida Pinto, Madhur Mittal and Anil Kapoor (subtitles)
6.3 Mar 31 9:00pm E4 Without a Paddle (2004) (on 5 times)
Three friends embark on a canoeing trip in honour of a late, lamented pal - but the expedition proves far from relaxing, as a perilous river and hillbilly marijuana farmers conspire to ensure the experience goes horribly wrong. Comedy, starring Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard, and Burt Reynolds (subtitles)
8 Mar 31 9:45pm Sky Family Dan in Real Life (2007)
A widowed journalist and father of three falls in love at first sight with a woman he meets by chance. When he attends a family get-together, he is shocked to discover she is his brother's girlfriend, leaving both of them struggling to decide what they want. Romantic comedy drama, starring Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dianne Wiest and Emily Blunt (subtitles)
6.4 Mar 31 10:00pm Sky Indie Magnolia (1999)
The lives of nine San Fernando Valley residents, each with their own problems and issues, begin to intersect over the course of one day. Paul Thomas Anderson's drama, starring Tom Cruise, Jason Robards, Julianne Moore, William H Macy, Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C Reilly (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 10:00pm Sky Action & Adventure Transporter 3 (2008) (on 2 times)
Underworld courier Frank Martin's latest assignment involves transporting the kidnapped daughter of a crooked government minister across Europe on behalf of an eco-terrorist faction. However, the mission is complicated by a device that will kill him if he leaves his car, thugs employed by the politician out to kill him and his passenger getting a bad case of Stockholm syndrome. Action thriller sequel, with Jason Statham and Natalya Rudakova (subtitles)
8.4 Mar 31 10:10pm Sky Modern Greats Die Hard 2 (1990)
Tough cop John McClane arrives at an airport to pick up his wife and finds himself plunged into a bloody life-or-death struggle with a terrorist gang which has seized control of the terminal as part of a campaign to secure the release of a convicted drug baron. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero and William Atherton (subtitles)
10 Mar 31 10:30pm Sky Classics East of Eden (1955)
A Californian farm boy rejected by his stern father discovers his mother, believed dead, is alive and well and working in a brothel. Drama, based on John Steinbeck's novel, starring James Dean, Raymond Massey, Richard Davalos, Jo Van Fleet, Julie Harris and Burl Ives (subtitles)
5.4 Mar 31 10:30pm Sky Comedy Tropic Thunder (2008)
Director Damien Cockburn's epic Vietnam picture is behind schedule and over budget. Taking the advice of the grizzled war veteran on whose life the film is based, he drops the actors into a jungle with the intention of filming them guerrilla-style - but the cast is oblivious to the fact that the surrounding warfare is for real. Comedy, directed by and starring Ben Stiller, with Jack Black, Steve Coogan and, in an Oscar-nominated role, Robert Downey Jr (subtitles)
5.8 Mar 31 10:30pm Viva Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006) (on 6 times)
A rich teenager tries to join the cheerleading team of her new high school, but she runs into trouble with the popular captain of the troupe. Comedy sequel, starring Hayden Panettiere, Solange Knowles Smith and Gus Carr
7.5 Mar 31 10:35pm Sky Sci-fi & Horror My Bloody Valentine (2009) (on 2 times)
Ten years after causing a mining accident that led to a killing spree, Tom Hanniger confronts his demons and returns home to the town of Harmony. However, his arrival coincides with the return of a murderer everyone believed was long gone. Horror remake, starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith and Betsy Rue (subtitles)
7.2 Mar 31 10:50pm Sky Drama & Romance Coyote Ugly (2000)
A shy would-be songwriter leaves her rural home and heads for the big city, where she takes a job in a bustling New York bar - but musical success could be just around the corner. Comedy, starring Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello, Izabella Miko and John Goodman (subtitles)
6.7 Mar 31 11:00pm ITV2 Cliffhanger (1993) (on 4 times)
A retired mountain rescue expert is drawn into a battle of wits with a psychopathic criminal searching for a $100million fortune lost in the Rockies - and puts his life on the line as he negotiates the treacherous mountains in a bid to stay one step ahead of the crook. Action thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone, John Lithgow, Janine Turner and Michael Rooker (subtitles)
8.9 Mar 31 11:00pm ITV4 + 1 American History X (1998) (on 4 times)
A neo-Nazi is thrown into prison for murder and gradually comes to realise the error of his ways. On his release, he discovers his younger brother is heading down the same extremist path, and tries to stop the teenager from repeating his mistakes. Drama, starring Edward Norton, Edward Furlong, Avery Brooks, Fairuza Balk and Stacy Keach. Including Entertainment News Update (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 11:00pm Sky Crime & Thriller Pride and Glory (2008) (on 2 times)
A family of police officers is thrown into turmoil when semi-retired brother Ray is charged with investigating the deaths of four officers during an ambush at a drug dealer's apartment. When his findings reveal evidence of departmental corruption, Ray finds himself divided between family loyalties and duty to his badge. Thriller, starring Colin Farrell, Edward Norton, Jon Voight and Noah Emmerich (subtitles)
7.9 Mar 31 11:15pm Sky Showcase Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)
Fact-based World War Two drama recalling the bombing of Pearl Harbour from both the Japanese and American perspectives, and a reconstruction of the events leading up to the devastating attack on the naval base in 1941. Starring Martin Balsam, So Yamamura, Joseph Cotten, James Whitmore, and Jason Robards (subtitles)
10 Mar 31 11:20pm TCM Stella (1990) (on 2 times)
A waitress makes personal sacrifices in an effort to create a better life for her illegitimate daughter, but gradually comes to realise the girl may be be better off with her estranged father. Drama, starring Bette Midler, John Goodman, Trini Alvarado, Stephen Collins and Marsha Mason
7.7 Mar 31 11:25pm BBC1 London Two for the Money (2005) (on 3 times)
An American football player whose career is cut short by injury becomes the protege of a power player in the world of sports gambling because of his knack for predicting winners. For a time the former sportsman enjoys the life of a high-roller, but when his touch begins to falter his mentor starts to turn on him and the pair engage in a fraught game of con and counter-con. Drama, with Al Pacino, Matthew McConaughey, Rene Russo and Armand Assante (subtitles)
9.1 Mar 31 11:30pm Sky Family Wild Child (2008) (on 2 times)
Self-centred Malibu princess Poppy is used to living on easy street, with limitless credit cards and no discipline. However, when she pulls one prank too many, her father sends her to live in an English boarding school, in the hope it will mend her ways and transform her into a well-mannered lady. Comedy, starring Emma Roberts, Johnny Pacar, Aidan Quinn and Natasha Richardson (subtitles)
7 Mar 31 11:45pm Sky Action & Adventure Death Race (2008)
Jensen Ames is framed for the murder of his wife and sent to Terminal Island Prison, a facility that broadcasts the highly profitable Death Race, a high octane event where convicts battle to the death in customised cars. When a popular driver dies, crooked prison warden Hennessey persuades Ames to take his place, claiming he will be released if he is victorious. Sci-fi thriller, starring Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane and Tyrese Gibson